Cowfold Seagull
Fan of the 17 bus
In days gone by I drove to matches and she went shopping with her sister and reckoned she saved a fair bit buying the weeks shopping up north Nobody told her of the cost of getting to Darlington or Carlisle or stopping for dinner on the way home.
Well your good lady seems relatively tame in comparison to mine. She has only ever been to one football match. I took her to theFGoldtone back in the 1980's. I turned to her after about 20 minutes to ask if she was enjoying the game, only to see her engrossed in a newspaper . . . I never did ask her the question.