Borderline Boilers

[Pavilionaire]

Upping the ante a little...

Moira Stewart
Sue Barker
Mel C

 

[Dave the OAP]

Mel C

Now you are just sick

 

[Pavilionaire]

Indeed Dave, hopefully her fast hands and hot, Scouse mouth will compensate for a lack of tittage.

 

[ditchy]

Mel C

Now you are just sick

Nice tats tho .. would have to gag her when she goes on about liverpool and Steven Gerrard

 

[Pat McCrotch]

confirmed boilers-



natasha karplinky



the list goes on..

I'm not having that. No way is NK a boiler.

 

[Jesus Gul]

her complexion and the heaps of make up would suggest she is a perfect example of borderline

 

[Pavilionaire]

Granted, the make-up is caked on, but the basic bone structure and flesh firmness is still there...

 

[Spiros]

Sarah Beeney (proprty ladder)
Vicki Butler-Henderson (fifth gear)
Kirstie Alsop (location, location, location)

Am I wrong or do I watch too much home & leisure?

If you're looking for a home and leisure collection you must surely need to add Amanda Lamb (A Place in the Sun).

 

[Pavilionaire]

On that score I'll take it as read that we all would with Carol Smillie...

 

[Simster]

On that score I'll take it as read that we all would with Carol Smillie...

*sigh* Again, no way is she a borderline boiler. She's well worth a go.

 

[The Wookiee]

Fiona Phillips and Penny Smith off GMTV

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Fiona Phillips and Penny Smith off GMTV

Phillips - no. Too much of a name-dropper from her time as correspondent in the US.

Smith - was a yes, turning into a no. Bit of an embarassing auntie-type now - laughs at her own jokes too much, even when threatened with annihilation by tumbleweed.

 

[Barnet Seagull]

I'd go Penny Smith as borderline. How about...

Jane Middlemiss

 

[Easy 10]

I would argue that there are too many people plucking the safe option out of the sky.

But maybe that's because I've been married for too long.

You're right, and its a fine line to walk. I still can't believe Britney could ever be considered borderline boiler material - I'd have f***ed her six ways from Sunday when she was still pregnant, but now the sprogs gone and she's back in shape again, its a no brainer. She's young, she's supple, and she's gorgeous (even if she has now got a crotch like a wizards sleeve).

 

[Brighton till i die]

Geri

can look ...........

Muntagified...


OR...



hubba hubba...

 

[Easy 10]

I'd go Penny Smith as borderline. How about...

Kate Middlemiss

Again, this just IS NOT borderline boiler material. She's not sailing anywhere near enough to munterdom to be considered even close to being borderline. 99% of blokes wouldn't think twice before impaling her on the pork sword.

We need to be gathering the borderline cases, where there is just a bit more than a moments hesitation before thinking "ahh, f*** it", and taking the plunge.

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Again, this just IS NOT borderline boiler material. She's not sailing anywhere near enough to munterdom to be considered even close to being borderline. 99% of blokes wouldn't think twice before impaling her on the pork sword.

We need to be gathering the borderline cases, where there is just a bit more than a moments hesitation before thinking "ahh, f*** it", and taking the plunge.

Ok. I could see she might not be as borderline as say Patsy Palmer.

Rikki Lake too fit?

 

[Dave the OAP]

what about Trinny and Susanna?

 

[Barnet Seagull]

what about Trinny and Susanna?

I'd hang out the back of both, not borderline IMO

 

[Seagull Stew]

Katy Hill
Pink
Joanna Lumley

Nadia from Big Brother?