Borderline Boilers

[Dave the OAP]

come to daddy

 

[ditchy]

come to daddy

Just imagine that with your cornflakes

 

[El Presidente]

Jeanette Krankie ticks so many boxes, but not sure whether it makes you straight, gay, a paedo or a wearer of silver wings

 

[Dave the OAP]

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Borderline Boilers are OFFICIALLY defined in Viz as "The head says NO, but the nads say GO"

Precisely why I say Britney Spears.

You know its wrong but you just f***ing would woudn't you?? [/B][/QUOTE]

Looking like that, you'd be mad not to

 

[FamilyGuy]

Kate's Bush (see what I did there?)

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Gail Emms - Badminton Player

 

[house your seagull]

that scouse former brookside bit who does 60 minute makeover and started on my sister in puerto banus, you know the one...

she did celebrety BB as well.

either way, she's in the bank.

claire f*cking sweeny!

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Saskia off BB6

Sure you're not getting confused with Nadia off BB5?

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Good thread this. I'll add a couple of names for you

KIM CLIJSTERS - It's plain wrong, but I think it would be fun

JOANNE LEES - well why not?

Because she would "suggest" a nice quiet drive in the country....

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Pete Burns in a mini skirt would get it

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Fern Brittain or even Georgie Thompson .

 

[Simster]

If you could get past the gob that looks like a letterbox, how about Cherie Blair?

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

If you could get past the gob that looks like a letterbox, how about Cherie Blair?

Only to kick her teeth down her throat.

 

[Simster]

Only to kick her teeth down her throat.

Whatever floats your boat.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Georgie Thompson anyone?

 

[Simster]

Re: Georgie Thompson anyone?

you still haven't got the hang of this have you Kev? What is so f***ing BORDERLINE about that bit of fluff?

 

[Mustela Furo]

Good thread this. I'll add a couple of names for you

JOANNE LEES - well why not?

WHAT ... the Gentleman of Sport

 

[Easy 10]

WAY too many of these are crossing the border into full-on MUNTland. A borderline boiler is NOT an out-and-out moose. It should be someone who is sometimes *just about* passable for a good ragging without the need for excessive beer goggles.

Anthea Turner for example.

 

[Simster]

WAY too many of these are crossing the border into full-on MUNTland. A borderline boiler is NOT an out-and-out moose. It should be someone who is sometimes *just about* passable for a good ragging without the need for excessive beer goggles.

Anthea Turner for example.

I would argue that there are too many people plucking the safe option out of the sky.

But maybe that's because I've been married for too long.