Blocked Noses

[turienzo's lovechild]

i have a really blocked nose and i'm all SNIFFLY

how do i sort it out?

 

[CHAPPERS]

Eat a jar of lime pickle and go and have sex in a hot place.

 

[rospants]

benelyn day and night, your'll be sorted in no time

 

[Clothes Peg]

Allergy or cold?

I recommend Desloratadine (NeoClarityn) / Cetrizine dihydrochloride (zirtec) for allergies. They might be prescription only for higher dose.

If you have a cold, live with it.

 

[Icy Gull]

change your coke supplier?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Allergy or cold?

I recommend Desloratadine (NeoClarityn) / Cetrizine dihydrochloride (zirtec) for allergies. They might be prescription only for higher dose.

If you have a cold, live with it.

not sure really.....i tend to get hayfever every two years, and i didn't have it last year......


could just be a cold though

I WANT MY MUMMY

 

[Clothes Peg]

not sure really.....i tend to get hayfever every two years, and i didn't have it last year......


could just be a cold though

I WANT MY MUMMY

Ok, don't panic. Serious question: What colour is your snot?
If it's watery and clear, it's an allergy.
Green, yellow, thick and sticky is an infection.

Apologies if this offends anyone.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

my snot is

WATERY AND CLEAR

with a yellow TINGE

 

[Clothes Peg]

my snot is

WATERY AND CLEAR

with a yellow TINGE

Ok babe, all is fine. Do you have any other symptoms eg. itchy eyes, headache?

I suggest you get down to your local pharmacy and get the strongest over the counter antihistamine they have. A fast acting one would be good. Warning, it might make you drowsey, so don't operate any machinery this afternoon.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i don't have itchy eyes or a headache.........my poos are HORRIBLE though

i head down the CHEMIST in a bit

CHEERS

 

[the full harris]

i have man flu too. i went to the pharmacy and she gave me 'Day & Night Nurse'.

 

[Clothes Peg]

i don't have itchy eyes or a headache.........my poos are HORRIBLE though

i head down the CHEMIST in a bit

CHEERS

Maybe you've eaten too much spicey curry. That could explain both symptoms.

And it's a PHARMACY!!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

nah haven't had a CURRY in ages......the takeaway ones in newcastle are expensive and i'm really bad at making them


i'm just ILL

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Go and get a Sinutab nasal spray from the chemist.

Easy.

 

[Clothes Peg]

nah haven't had a CURRY in ages......the takeaway ones in newcastle are expensive and i'm really bad at making them


i'm just ILL

Stop being such a MAN and get over it. On the plus side, Zirtec can make you constipated, so that might sort out both your problems.

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Blow it all out

 

[surrey jim]

have some of that airways chewing gum, it does work

 

[tedebear]

Did you know on Arthurs medicine (when he has a temperature) it says do not operate any heavy machinery or drive a vehicle!!!

 

[Clothes Peg]

Did you know on Arthurs medicine (when he has a temperature) it says do not operate any heavy machinery or drive a vehicle!!!

Is that like Calpol or something? lol!

 

[tedebear]

Is that like Calpol or something? lol!

Similar!! Its called Medised - got paracetamol in it...