Blocked Noses

[Rougvie]

I always used to find a quick SNORT of Vicks Synex will do the trick.

 

[Jam The Man]

Go to the chemist and ask for a bottle of 'Hay Fever spray'.. it's miraculous... even if you haven't got hay fever...

 

[Clothes Peg]

Go to the chemist and ask for a bottle of 'Hay Fever spray'.. it's miraculous... even if you haven't got hay fever...

Warning, contains steroids and is NOT recommended for prolonged use!! Same for Nasonex spray too.

I think I took the wrong uni course, should have studied Pharmacy.

 

[Jam The Man]

To be fair it did start giving me nose bleeds, but it DID solve the runny nose, blocked nose and cattarh

 

[1066gull]

Ok babe, all is fine. Do you have any other symptoms eg. itchy eyes, headache?

I do. itchy balls. Wanna help me out?

 

[pasty]

Did you know on Arthurs medicine (when he has a temperature) it says do not operate any heavy machinery or drive a vehicle!!!

Some warnings are great. Some time ago I was prescribed sleeping pills and with no word of a lie, the warning on the packet said "May cause drowsiness"

 

[British Bulldog]

I do. itchy balls. Wanna help me out?

Try washing them.