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Lady Bracknell

Handbag at Dawn
Jul 5, 2003
4,514
The Metropolis
The trick with men and hoovering starts with buying them a Dyson. They already know their ironing skills are superior and it's easy to encourage them into the kitchen. Because we all know that the best chefs are men, don't we? ;)

PS. Pine needle sandwiches will make a nice change from the usual Withdean catering, pasty.
 
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Yorkie

Sussex born and bred
Jul 5, 2003
32,367
dahn sarf
Ssshhh Roz don't give all our secrets away
 


Padders

New member
Jul 5, 2003
713
Cheadle Hulme
Back to the original topic, you should try a Scots Pine or similar, they don't drop many needles (and being larger the needles are easier to spot).
 


Race

The Tank Rules!
Aug 28, 2004
7,822
Hampshire
but that would mean there would be nothing for the men to hoover up?! :nono:
 








Yorkie

Sussex born and bred
Jul 5, 2003
32,367
dahn sarf
ben andrews' girlfriend said:
Or for us to hoover up!

BTW - does 17 and 8 months old mean i cant go to the picnic?

yes but you can't drink :lolol: (since when did that stop you)
 




Race

The Tank Rules!
Aug 28, 2004
7,822
Hampshire
mmmmm 17 and 8 months? maybe you could have a shandy :D
 




Race

The Tank Rules!
Aug 28, 2004
7,822
Hampshire
ok, you can have champagne.......with orange juice!
 












Race

The Tank Rules!
Aug 28, 2004
7,822
Hampshire
no i cant go to the game now :(

no babysitter
 




Race

The Tank Rules!
Aug 28, 2004
7,822
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was supposed be going out after with players/staff for dinner.....i suppose tank will just have to eat mine then wont he! :D
 










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