Blasted Pine Needles

[Wardy]

yes wardy i know you are an adult, but i just meant any under 18's who think they could join in with the picnic!

Okay we will keep it exclusive and make it invite only then.

 

[dougdeep]

What hoovers? Is that the new "in" thing. His and Hers hoovers

Careful, you're dyson with death there mate!

 

[Race]

actually i do have 2 hoovers lol but only one is a dyson!

 

[Wardy]

actually i do have 2 hoovers lol but only one is a dyson!

Okay I will ask the question Why have 2 even if one is a Dyson?

 

[Race]

cos one is for me and one is for my cha lady!!!

no, my dyson broke so while i waited for the part to be replaced tank treated me to a new one, except its crap!

 

[Wardy]

tank treated me to a new one, except its crap!

Knows how to woe the ladys then

 

[Race]

he needs guidence

 

[Wardy]

he needs guidence

Does he use the But I am a pro footballer" line a lot?

 

[Race]

no he uses another word which really makes me laugh, he says 'i aint doing that I need to rest Im an athelete'!!

 

[Yorkie]

no he uses another word which really makes me laugh, he says 'i aint doing that I need to rest Im an athelete'!!

Tell him that hoovering is superb exercise for stomach muscles (true)

 

[Wardy]

no he uses another word which really makes me laugh, he says 'i aint doing that I need to rest Im an athelete'!!

Tell him to get over it. He plays for Brighton not Real Madrid. Or hire someone to come and clean up after him.

 

[Race]

maybe MM could incorporate that into a training session!

 

[pasty]

Tell him that hoovering is superb exercise for stomach muscles (true)

How come I'm a fat bastard then Yorkie ?

 

[Race]

actually i wouldnt want someone in here doing my cleaning but i hate ironing.....................a man doing ironing now you are talking!

 

[Yorkie]

How come I'm a fat bastard then Yorkie ?

not enough hoovering?

 

[Race]

@ Pasty!

 

[Wardy]

actually i wouldnt want someone in here doing my cleaning but i hate ironing.....................a man doing ironing now you are talking!

I do mine and the kids ironing.

 

[Beach Hut]

actually i wouldnt want someone in here doing my cleaning but i hate ironing.....................a man doing ironing now you are talking!

I do the ironing sometimes

 

[Race]

so what does mrs wardy do exactly?!!

 

[pasty]

not enough hoovering?

but I always do the hoovering......stairs as well