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BHA Opinion of Pompey
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Fur Cough
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Has anyone here actually met Mr Football himself, twat with the bell Portsmouth football club.
I had the misfortune to be very close to him once and the reek of BO was astonishing.
I had the misfortune to be very close to him once and the reek of BO was astonishing.
I think there is a bloke on here (Guinness Dave?) who considers him a MATE.
Astonishing really.
Sat in front of him at Wembley last year. An absolute retard. And he smelt and wouldn't shut up. Also met him in the Evening Star when we played them in the cup last year.
Apparently he sent some money to one of the fighting funds to keep the Albion alive in the dark days though. He didn't have to do that.
I have driven coaches to a few of their away games and never heard any of their fans say a bad word about us (I always told them who I supported). Banter, yes but nothing else... Mind, that was when we were struggling and they were living beyond their means in the prem, so maybe different in the current climate!
And yes, Mr Pompey reeks ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!! No chance of him having perfume to confiscate!
And yes, Mr Pompey reeks ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!! No chance of him having perfume to confiscate!
Braders
Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
this , and that's not doubting we can't get to that point , but just we aren't there YET
Codner pharmaceuticals
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For me Portsmouth will always be the city that doesn't know the difference between a
1) Paediatrician
2) Paedophile
1) Paediatrician
2) Paedophile
Fur Cough
New member
Think he scored a pen
Agree with the above. Things are changing direction. We have a lost generation of fans to catch up on and with Brightons pricing structure it will happen. I thought Liam Lawrence was terrific at Brighton last year. Easily their best player.
- Jul 7, 2003
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I think they're a fantastic club.
Lovely, old fashioned ground in a beautiful, scenic city (surrounded by quaint and friendly local pubs). Superb, loyal fans who always generate a magnificent atmosphere (and who have suffered tremendously in recent years, must have been a nightmare for them). Some real characters like that splendid chap in the hat. Stable, honest, well run and financially secure.
To be honest, I think the Football League should give them back the nine points the Premier League so outrageously stole from them a couple of years ago. That would be fairest.
He did alright in that home video nailing that bird as well . Seems a bit of an all rounder
And what did you really want to say?
- Jul 7, 2003
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Was he actually doing the nailing? It's a long time since I saw it and my memory may have faded, but I thought he was one of the, shall we say, active spectators. The thing that does stick in my mind (typical woman, perhaps) is that several of the blokes in it still had their socks on as they, er, performed. No class whatsoever.
- Jul 7, 2003
- 47,641
Was he actually doing the nailing? It's a long time since I saw it and my memory may have faded, but I thought he was one of the, shall we say, active spectators. The thing that does stick in my mind (typical woman, perhaps) is that several of the blokes in it still had their socks on as they, er, performed. No class whatsoever.
Also a long time since I saw it , pretty sure he was nailing and if memory serves me correct the phrase hammer and tongs springs to mind. Is it Pennant in one as well , seemed to remember a mixed race home video (may be the same one) , it involved several 2 minute spells of absolute hammering broken up by lad chat / laughing and tom foolery
I quite like Portsmouth. Fratton is a shithole, but there tends to be a good atmosphere down there.
The fans are hit and miss, much like ours. Some are decent, knowledgeable football people, and some are mindless twats. Think this goes for every club though.
We're really going to have to watch Lawrence if we want to take 3 points back with us- their most dangerous player by far.
John Westwood is a pretty nice bloke to be honest, if a bit overwhelming when you see him in the flesh for the first time. Obviously stupidly passionate about Pompey and football in general. There is a fine line between passion and being insane though, and it seems the majority view him as the latter.
The fans are hit and miss, much like ours. Some are decent, knowledgeable football people, and some are mindless twats. Think this goes for every club though.
We're really going to have to watch Lawrence if we want to take 3 points back with us- their most dangerous player by far.
John Westwood is a pretty nice bloke to be honest, if a bit overwhelming when you see him in the flesh for the first time. Obviously stupidly passionate about Pompey and football in general. There is a fine line between passion and being insane though, and it seems the majority view him as the latter.
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Taybha
Whalewhine
cant understand a word they say , may as well be a scottish club , thanks for asking btw