[Humour] Best "Your mum" joke ever?

[Dick Swiveller]

This comes up when you Google Boston Leisure Centres. I'm sad she is temporarily closed but one of the 5 star reviews says "Great place to spend a weekend".

 

[AmexRuislip]

100th best.......


Banks are claiming that money laundering rules mean that if you're trying to withdraw substantial amounts of cash, they have to enquire: "What you are going to do with it?" If everyone replies, "Your mum", they'll get the message. Nosey bastards.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

100th best.......


Banks are claiming that money laundering rules mean that if you're trying to withdraw substantial amounts of cash, they have to enquire: "What you are going to do with it?" If everyone replies, "Your mum", they'll get the message. Nosey bastards.

If you click on the location, there is a picture of a bungalow. That might move it up to 99th.

 

[Algernon]

Your Mum's so fat that when she fell over and broke her leg...
........................
....Gravy came out.

 

[SK1NT]

this one always made me chuckle....

your mums so fat, her belt size is the equator

 

[gazingdown]

Your mum is so fat, that when she fell down the stairs, everyone thought Eastenders was starting…

 

[HHGull]

Your mum is so fat, that when she fell down the stairs, everyone thought Eastenders was starting…

Finishing?

 

[gazingdown]

TBH, I haven't watched Eastenders sine the millennium but I think we know the sound I am referring to, just wasn't sure if the start or end or both..

 

[Bakero]

Izzy Brown has made a few recently. Not sure what sparked it but he's not rising above the Twitter spat

 

[Guinness Boy]

Izzy Brown has made a few recently. Not sure what sparked it but he's not rising above the Twitter spat

I saw this earlier and thought that it must be what the thread was about.

Izzy was having some fun waiting for the MBA to start, apparently

 

[AZ Gull]

I saw this earlier and thought that it must be what the thread was about.

Izzy was having some fun waiting for the MBA to start, apparently

Oh, where's he studying, Cambridge? Oxford? Warwick?

 

[HHGull]

TBH, I haven't watched Eastenders sine the millennium but I think we know the sound I am referring to, just wasn't sure if the start or end or both..

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