Dick Swiveller
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[Humour] Best "Your mum" joke ever?
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AmexRuislip
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100th best.......
Banks are claiming that money laundering rules mean that if you're trying to withdraw substantial amounts of cash, they have to enquire: "What you are going to do with it?" If everyone replies, "Your mum", they'll get the message. Nosey bastards.
Banks are claiming that money laundering rules mean that if you're trying to withdraw substantial amounts of cash, they have to enquire: "What you are going to do with it?" If everyone replies, "Your mum", they'll get the message. Nosey bastards.
Dick Swiveller
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If you click on the location, there is a picture of a bungalow. That might move it up to 99th.
Algernon
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Your Mum's so fat that when she fell over and broke her leg...
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....Gravy came out.
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....Gravy came out.
SK1NT
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this one always made me chuckle....
your mums so fat, her belt size is the equator
your mums so fat, her belt size is the equator
gazingdown
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Your mum is so fat, that when she fell down the stairs, everyone thought Eastenders was starting…
HHGull
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Finishing?
gazingdown
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TBH, I haven't watched Eastenders sine the millennium but I think we know the sound I am referring to, just wasn't sure if the start or end or both.. 
I saw this earlier and thought that it must be what the thread was about.
Izzy was having some fun waiting for the MBA to start, apparently
AZ Gull
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Oh, where's he studying, Cambridge? Oxford? Warwick?
HHGull
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It’s all in the deliveryTBH, I haven't watched Eastenders sine the millennium but I think we know the sound I am referring to, just wasn't sure if the start or end or both..