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[Humour] Best Simpsons Quote
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Jimmy Grimble
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thedonkeycentrehalf
Moved back to wear the gloves (again)
- Jul 7, 2003
- 9,341
Waylon Smithers: People like dogs, Mr. Burns.
Mr Burns: Nonsense. Dogs are idiots. Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch...and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?
Smithers: Mmm. If you did it, sir?
Mr Burns: Nonsense. Dogs are idiots. Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch...and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?
Smithers: Mmm. If you did it, sir?
Boy: You can't treat the working man this way. One day we'll form a union and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and get corrupt and shiftless and the Japanese will eat us alive!
Mr. Burns' Grandfather: The Japanese!? Those sandal-wearing goldfish tenders? Bosh! Flimshaw!
Years Later
Mr. Burns: If only we'd listened to that boy, instead of walling him up in the abandoned coke oven
Mr. Burns' Grandfather: The Japanese!? Those sandal-wearing goldfish tenders? Bosh! Flimshaw!
Years Later
Mr. Burns: If only we'd listened to that boy, instead of walling him up in the abandoned coke oven
CaergybiGull
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Mr. Burns: [referring to famous nuclear disasters] Homer, your bravery and quick thinking have turned a potential Chernobyl into a mere Three-Mile Island. Bravo!
Lisa: I think it's ironic that Dad saved the day, while a slimmer man would've fallen to his death.
Bart: And I think it's ironic that, for once, Dad's butt prevented the spread of toxic ga...
Marge: [hastening to interrupt him] Bart!
Lisa: I think it's ironic that Dad saved the day, while a slimmer man would've fallen to his death.
Bart: And I think it's ironic that, for once, Dad's butt prevented the spread of toxic ga...
Marge: [hastening to interrupt him] Bart!
Lyndhurst 14
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- Jan 16, 2008
- 5,242
Bart trying to report a murder in the Flanders house
"Welcome to the Springfield police department rescue phone"
"If you know the name of the felony being committed press 1"
random keys being pressed
"You have selected regicide"
"If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered press 1"
"Welcome to the Springfield police department rescue phone"
"If you know the name of the felony being committed press 1"
random keys being pressed
"You have selected regicide"
"If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered press 1"
Danny Wilson Said
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anygivensunday
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"Uggh I have 3 kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and 3 money?"
