[Humour] Best Simpsons Quote

[maltaseagull]

Have you ever considered a career in stand-up comedy on Malta?

Have you ever considered a career as a TV critic?

 

[vegster]

Homer : " If God wanted us to be vegetarians why did he make animals out of meat ?"

 

[Blue&WhiteSea]

Childish I know but I really like "I bent my wookie" and "My knob tastes funny" can't beat a bit of Ralph!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

 

[Seasider78]

MAYOR QUIMBY: All right, I'm in charge here.

CHIEF WIGGUM: Oh, run along, Quimby. I think they're dedicating a phone booth somewhere.

MAYOR QUIMBY: Watch it, you talking tub of donut batter.

CHIEF WIGGUM: Hey, I got pictures of you, Quimby.

MAYOR QUIMBY: You don't scare me. That could be anyone's ass. Now beat it! I'm calling the shots.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

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One of my favourite episodes.

"Sure, Mr Jackass...er...Simpson...I'll just type that up on my invisible typewriter".

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

 

[Comrade Sam]

"A wife is a best friend that lets you play with their boobs!"

"And the moral of this lesson is never try!"

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

You've missed out, Malta, but it's probably a generational thing. I imagine those of us that think the Simpsons is mankind's greatest cultural achievement are in our 30s and 40s, give or take. Those golden years in the 90s really were television at its finest.

I’m in my sixties and my favourite memories with the kids include early Sunday evenings watching an hour of The Simpsons (followed by King of the Hill). Best TV ever. Their mother never watched an episode.

 

[dazzer6666]

Well, that confirms how ignorant you are.

In actual fact Malta is on the same calendar as the UK. Just a hour ahead of you

Yet remains 50 years behind

 

[BN9 BHA]

https://youtu.be/oqHHdVhWvDI

Bart’s prank phone calls always make me chuckle.

 

[Surport Local Team]

HS It's just a little dirty it's still good

HS It's just a little slimy it's still good

HS It's just a little airborne it's still good

BS it's gone

HS I know

Burns u know Smithers I think I donate a million dollars to a orphanage, if pigs fly!

LAUGHTER

Smithers will u be making that million doller donation now sir

BURNS No I rather not

 

[Bakero]

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I feel very unique having never watched an episode.

Very, or just a little?

 

[LadySeagull]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCg35pPq-uY

Gotta love Cletus' best moments.

I like the bit where he climbs up a telegraph pole and muses:

... 'you know what, I could call my ma from here...'

Then he shouts 'HEY MA! GET OFF THE DANG ROOF!'

 

[Bakero]

Very, or just a little?

Slightly unique at best.

 

[Bakero]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCg35pPq-uY

Gotta love Cletus' best moments.

I like the bit where he climbs up a telegraph pole and muses:

... 'you know what, I could call my ma from here...'

Then he shouts 'HEY MA! GET OFF THE DANG ROOF!'

I see your Cletus and raise you anything said by old Gil Gunderson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHXOS2CrzGk

 

[Lady Whistledown]

'No, it's German for "The, Bart, the"'.

 

[Bakero]