[Humour] Best Simpsons Quote

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Triggered by C4 right now

Chief Wiggum to Bart and Ralph:

'You know you're not supposed to go in there. What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?'

 

[Eric the meek]

'There are three types of people. Those that can count and those that can't'. - Homer Simpson

 

[Alwaysblue]

Everything's coming up melhouse

 

[jcdenton08]

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Homer: "Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel"

 

[Lyndhurst 14]

After Jesse Marsch's meltdown at the Amex yesterday

 

[Drebin]

Lionel Hutz: Mr Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against The Never Ending Story.

 

[Eric the meek]

OK, it's not the Simpsons.......

'I never make predictions and I never will' - Paul Gascoigne.

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

“But Mr Simpson, you can’t put a price on your family’s safety”

“No, I wouldn’t have thought so either…but here we are”

 

[Bakero]

Too many to choose from.

"Don't blame me. I voted for Kodos."

"Books and cocoa in the same store"

"Put her back in. She's not done yet"

"I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords"

"You tried your best and failed. The lesson is, never try"

"I've said it before and I'll say it again. Democracy doesn't work"

"Everything's coming up Milhouse"

"Do we want Old Man Patterson with his finger on the button"

"Homer Simpson, smiling politely"

"It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times"

"You can use facts to prove anything remotely true"

"But I was using my whole ass"

"I don't want to wind up working on your mother's emu farm"

"25 little Rory Calhouns"

"Didn't I, Lisa?"

"The important thing is I didn't get my comeuppance"

"Badger, my ass. It's probably Milhouse"

"What am I a tailor?"

 

[Lyndhurst 14]

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

(During the end credits, U2 is on a plane)

Adam: Look guys, I got a Springfield spoon for my spoon collection.

The Edge: Oh, here we go.

Bono: How many spoons have you got now, Adam?

Adam: Nine. If I didn't have my spoons, I'd go insane.

Bono: Can I see it? (throws the spoon)

Adam: My spoon!

(The spoon hits Mr. Burns in the head)

Mr. Burns: Oww! Wankers.

 

[Jam The Man]

We use this all the time.
“Yeah - think about it”

[video]https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/56cd5aa7-9ac7-4195-91e2-a3020a4371ad[/video]

 

[Bakero]

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

 

[Bakero]

 

[BBassic]

Good piece in The FT about The Simpsons:

https://www.ft.com/content/16694b7f-2cae-49bf-b59f-5fb77cc05af0?shareType=nongift

 

[Bakero]

"I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!"

 

[BBassic]

Also:

Le grill?! What the hell is that?!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Only a matter of time before The Simpsons goes the way of Little Britain under Twitter Sharia Law. Best enjoy it while we still have mainstream access to it