Best sign.

[Taybha]

Not a sign, but an ad in the yellow pages.

View attachment 77398

Was quite famous for a little while.

Ah Ha is this not the picture that if you turn it on its side or something it becomes rather risque ?

 

[daveinprague]

Back in the mid-1980s, I had a house extension designed for me by a company called Architectural and Interior Design Services.

When i worked in the comms centter at Amex back in the day, they introduced a new messaging system with the acronym AIDS. I didnt know the full name. Needed t speak to the head of the project, and called the USA.
Can I speak to Jim Petrone....
Sorry Who?
Jim Petrone, hes in charge of the AIDS project.
I dont that thats particularly amusing...

...and put the phone down.

 

[Postman Pat]

Ah Ha is this not the picture that if you turn it on its side or something it becomes rather risque ?

Yeah, if it is turned upside down........

 

[Knotty]

I've seen Schindler's Lifts and on the same theme, Schindler's Florist.

Schindlers Lifts is not a clever play on words - the company was established more than 70 years before Oskar Schindler compiled his list.

 

[Collingburnian]

Camping Shop had "The Discount of our Winter Tent"

 

[The Brighton Bear]

Camping Shop had "The Discount of our Winter Tent"

The winter of our discount tents.

 

[Taybha]

The winter of our discount tent.

Thanks Bear i was in countdown meltdown mode

 

[Lady Whistledown]

A visit to the Broadway in Haywards Heath will lead you to businesses named Fine Baps and Funbags, located but a short stroll apart. This pleases me, obviously.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

The SEETYRES ads in the Evening Anus back in the 1970s boldly stated:

TYRES SLASHED

 

[The Birdman]

A visit to the Broadway in Haywards Heath will lead you to businesses named Fine Baps and Funbags, located but a short stroll apart. This pleases me, obviously.

you can sit in Savannah and watch a lot of Fine Baps

 

[el punal]

A couple of van signs round where I live :

Surelock Homes - household security/burglar alarms

Man Flue - my chimney sweep!

Harris and Hiscock - builders

Moses Lawn - gardening services

 

[Rambo]

Shouldn't the title of this thread be best 'sing'?

 

[Soul Finger]

Seen this on an electronic motorway sign too!View attachment 77399

Brilliant!

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

A visit to the Broadway in Haywards Heath will lead you to businesses named Fine Baps and Funbags, located but a short stroll apart. This pleases me, obviously.

There's a sandwich shop in Southampton (Bevois valley) called "Nice Baps".

And when IKEA opened in Southampton a few years ago now, the side of their building is clearly visible from the John Lewis Department Store restaurant. IKEA had a huge Billboard on the side of the building which bore the legend "Bet You Can't Get Swedish Meatballs in There!".

I've also seen a builders van: "Indian Builders - you've tried the Cowboys, now try the Indians."

 

[Stat Brother]

What do I win?

 

[Mr Bridger]

Always wins for me.

 

[Superphil]

I always enjoyed this one

 

[Lady Whistledown]

 

[Lady Whistledown]

 

[Goldstone1976]