Best rhyme in a song

[Mutts Nuts]

Heard a track I hadn't heard for years the other day and it got me thinking, what is the funniest rhyme in a song? It was The Lemonheads song "The outdoor type" and the lyric was "I can't go away with you on a rock-climbing weekend. What if something's on TV and it's never shown again?"

I seem to remember the Billy Bragg one "I had an Uncle who once played for Red Star Belgrade" and "I look like Robert De Niro. I drive a Mitsubishi Zero"

Some good rhymes in this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRotvCVKAe8

 

[Mutts Nuts]

and this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4AHIB8ruJk

 

[KingKev]

Carter - Sheriff Fatman, all of it from start to finish is rhyming genius.

Another top lyric that doesn't rhyme is:-
God, I could murder a Cadbury's Flake,
Then I guess you wouldn't let me into heaven.
Or maybe you would 'cause their adverts promote oral sex!
A Romani bint in a field with her paints,
Suggesting we faint at her beauty,
But she's got "Dickie Davis Eyes!"

 

[CorgiRegisteredFriend]

Based on a number of previous threads I am suprised no David Gedge lyrics. (Unless I have missed the odd one). He has written the best love songs ever. This from My Favourite Dress-

Sometimes these words just don't have to be said
I know how you both feel, the heart can rule the head
Jealousy is an essential part of love
The hurting here below and the emptiness above.

 

[theonesmith]

 

[Godstar]

Not necessarily funny, but i challenge anyone to write a song & include the word "Flugelhorn", but Nick Cave did (song-lay me low)!!

They'll sound a flugelhorn
And the sea will rage and the sky will storm
All man and beast will mourn
When I go..

Read more: Nick Cave & The Bad Seed - Lay Me Low Lyrics | MetroLyrics

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Saturdays boys live life with insults,
Drink lots of beer and wait for half time results,

or

Saturdays kids live in council houses,
Wear v-necked shirts and baggy trousers,

 

[Buzzer]

So many great Specials songs. Friday night, Saturday morning is particularly good.But two o'clock has come again

It's time to leave this paradise,
hope the chip shop isn't closed
Cos' their pies are really nice,
I'll eat in the taxi queue
Standing in someone else's spew.
Wish I had lipstick on my shirt
Instead of piss stains on my shoes

That's genius.

 

[Lankyseagull]

I've always liked this lyric from the Madness song 'Shut Up':

'I'm as honest as the day is long,
The longer the daylight, the less I do wrong'