Best lines from films

[The Hon Sec]

Vincent: Hey I thought you said he was a getaway driver, what the f*** can he get away from?
Sol: Don't worry about Tyrone, he can move when he has too. Just worry about gettin' us a gun.
Vince: (Pulls out gun)
Sol: What's that?
Vince: ahaaa, this is a shotgun Sol.
Sol: It's a f***ing anti-aircraft gun Vincent!!
Vince: Yeah, well i want to raise some pulses don't I.
Sol: Your raise hell, let alone pulses

Snatch

Genius.

 

[ROKERITE]

"A Penny for your thoughts, or should I say a poor dead rose for your thoughts?"

"Silk, China gave the world silk".

"You remember the man who walked into The Bank Of Monte Carlo, and then walked out with The Bank Of Monte Carlo?"

Probably my three favourite films quoted there.

 

[Mendoza]

I'm freezing my royal Rastafarian nay-nays off!

 

[pasty]

Flash, Flash I love you. But we only have fourteen hours to save the earth

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

Buzz Lightyear: I'll never give in. You killed my father!
Emperor Zurg: No, Buzz. I *am* your father!
Buzz Lightyear: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

 

[Safe.]

YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

 

[james1971]

He is the masiah,

No he's not, He's a very naughty boy.


MONTY PYTHON

 

[SeeGoals]

Wendy: Is Mike Hunt here? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?
Meat: Everybody in town, from what I hear.

Porky's

Well someone had to post it!

 

[Colossal Squid]

"There is an idea of Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusionary. And though i can hide my cold gaze, and you shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there."


"I like to dissect girls, did you know im utterly insane?"


Evelyn Williams: Where are you going?
Patrick Bateman: I am just leaving.
Evelyn Williams: But where?
Patrick Bateman: I have to return some videotapes.

 

[Mellotron]

"There is an idea of Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusionary. And though i can hide my cold gaze, and you shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there."
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FIXTURES!

 

[Superphil]

Don't f*** with the Wongs

 

[Colossal Squid]

FIXTURES!

Sorry, I didn't bother reading the rest of the thread.

FAIR PLAY to whoever originally quoted it

 

[Easy 10]

Car Rental Agent: Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?
Neal Page: (coldly) Yes.
Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?
Neal: (quietly and slowly) You can start by wiping that f***ing dumbass smile off your rosy f***ing cheeks...
(rising in volume) ...Then you can give me a f***ing automobile - a f***ing Datsun, a f***ing Toyota, a f***ing Mustang, a f***ing Buick - four f***ing wheels and a seat!
Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of f***ing nowhere with f***ing keys to a f***ing car that isn't f***ing there. And I really didn't care to f***ing walk down a f***ing highway and across a f***ing runway to get back here to have you smile at my f***ing face...
(very quietly and slowly) ...I want a f***ing car, right f***ing now...
Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement?
Neal: I threw it away.
Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.
Neal: Oh boy what?
Car Rental Agent: (sneering) You're f***ed.

 

[arich264]

Nothing quite like the smell of quim first thing in the morning

Brian Cox in Rob Roy (1995)

 

[Mellotron]

Sorry, I didn't bother reading the rest of the thread.

FAIR PLAY to whoever originally quoted it

Fair Play to me then.

SUCH a film.

Patrick Bateman: I'm on a diet.
Jean: What, you're kidding, right? You look great... so fit... and thin.
Patrick Bateman: Well, you can always be thinner... look better.
Jean: Then maybe we shouldn't go out to dinner. I wouldn't want you to lose your willpower.
Patrick Bateman: That's okay. I'm not very good at controlling it anyway.

Patrick Bateman: I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

 

[Simster]

"Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox"

f***ing excellent.

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[Simster]

"I need your clothes, boots, and your motorcycle"

 

[Gus Poyet's inner FLAIR]

Sloth love Chunk.

 

[Easy 10]

There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote 'em all, I say, because this is true - if you haven't gotten a blow-job from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by. 'Course, my problem is, I'm a colonel, so I guess I'll just have to keep taking cold showers until they elect some gal president.

 

[simmo]

'Surely you can't be serious'
'i am serious....and dont call me Shirley'

Airplane

Was going to do that myself, however, so many great lines from that film.

Captain Oveur: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?
Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.

Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?

Captain Oveur: Joey, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?