Best lines from films

[upthealbion1970]

"its a deal, its a steal - in fact f*** it nick i think i'll keep it for myself"

 

[Gus Poyet's inner FLAIR]

Greetings Professor Falken.

 

[backson]

Ooh, I'd forgotten that film.

Dang it, I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good

 

[albion534]

'Surely you can't be serious'
'i am serious....and dont call me Shirley'

Airplane

 

[Easy 10]

JULES
Man, get outta my face with that
shit! The motherfucker who said that
never had to pick up itty-bitty pieces
of skull with his fingers on account
of your dumb ass.

VINCENT
I got a threshold, Jules. I got a
threshold for the abuse I'll take.
And you're crossin' it. I'm a race
car and you got me in the red. Redline
7000, that's where you are. Just
know, it's fuckin' dangerous to be
drivin' a race car when it's in the
red. It could blow.

JULES
You're gettin' ready to blow? I'm a
mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker!
Every time my fingers touch brain
I'm "SUPERFLY T.N.T," I'm the "GUNS
OF NAVARONE." I'm what Jimmie Walker
usta talk about. In fact, what the
f*** am I doin' in the back? You're
the motherfucker should be on brain
detail. We're tradin'. I'm washin'
windows and you're pickin' up this
******'s skull.


NOBODY writes like Tarantino.

 

[Super Gus!]

"Bonjourno!"

Inglourious Basterds

 

[Return of the Rev]

zulu, michael cane "your only supposed to blow the bloody boers off!"

 

[Northstander]

Henry Hill: You're really funny. You're really funny.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito: Funny how? What's funny about it?

Goodfellas.....fuckin amazing movie!!!

 

[Easy 10]

"Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules."

Walter Sobchak, The Big Lebowski.

 

[Mellotron]

"There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there. "

 

[Super Gus!]

i love lamp.

 

[Mellotron]

Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
The Dude: Yeah, but Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These f***ing amateurs...

 

[Tomnorthi]

Buzz: Right now, poised at the edge of the galaxy, Emperor Zurg has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals this weapon's only weakness. And you, my friend, are responsible for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command.
Woody: YOU. ARE. A. TOYYYYY. You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear! You're, you're an action figure. You are a child's play thing!
Buzz: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. Farewell.

 

[Mendoza]

it's funny coz he's fat

The Hangover

 

[Taybha]

Im Sparticus ,you roman open toe sandal wearing bunch of clueless fukwits.

 

[Northstander]

Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
The Dude: Yeah, but Walter...
Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These f***ing amateurs...

 

[Easy 10]

Butch: You okay?
Marsellus: Nah, man. I'm pretty f***ing far from okay.
[Zed screams and moans in agony]
Butch: What now?
Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you "what now". I'm gonna call a couple of hard, pipe-hitting niggers to go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. [to Zed] YOU HEAR ME TALKING, HILLBILLY BOY ?! I AIN'T THROUGH WITH YOU BY A DAMN SIGHT ! I'M GONNA GET MEDIEVAL ON YOUR ASS
Butch: I meant, what now between me and you.
Marsellus: Oh, that "what now". I tell you what now between me and you. There is no "me and you". Not no more.
Butch: So we cool?
Marsellus: Yeah, we cool. Two things: one, don't tell nobody about this. This shit is between me, you, and Mr. soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain rapist here. It ain't nobody else's business. Two, you leave town tonight, right now, and when you gone, you stay gone. Or you be gone. You lost all your LA privileges. Deal?
Butch: Deal.
Marsellus: Now get your ass out of here.

 

[The Hon Sec]

'Shit n****r you at least 30'

Bad Boys 2

 

[Curious Orange]

"AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes. "

Samuel L. Jackson in Jackie Brown

 

[Return of the Rev]

From jesus christ super star, jesus "would your badger like some bread"