Best lines from films

[Nibble]

Mafia? I've shit 'em.



Over to you. (US no ET bollocks please).

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

Always remember, your bones will not break in a bobsled. No, no, no. They shatter.

Cool Runnings (1993)

 

[BHAboi]

suck my shlong

the shlong sucker (1965)

 

[Taybha]

Fetchez la Vache

 

[looney]

Do you mean "quotes" from films dribble?

 

[shingle]

I'm looking for someone to contribute to what England's given to the world. Culture, Sophistication, Genius....... a little bit more than an hot dog, no what I mean.

Bob Hoskins - The Long Good Friday

 

[Nibble]

Do you mean "quotes" from films dribble?

Uhm, Yeah, or lines or whatever you want to call them. Drooney?

 

[shingle]

Where's yer tool. What f***ing tool, this f***ing tool.

Ray Winston - Scum

 

[Grassman]

"I must change my shirt. I'm sweating like a c*nt..." Ben Kingsley in the effing brilliant Sexy Beast!

 

[Vankleek Hill Seagull]

Ah don' wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food-trough wiper! Ah fart in your general direction!

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

 

[Vankleek Hill Seagull]

Jesus, Plank, couldn't you have got smokeless cartridges? I can't see a bloody thi - Ah! Shit! I've been shot!

I don't f***ing believe this! Can everyone stop gettin' shot?

 

[shingle]

The next day the bad leader accepted a certified cheque for $1000 dollars,

How did he do that.

My father made him an offer that he couldn't refuse. Luca Brazzi held a gun to his head and my father assured him that either his brains or his signature would be on the contract.

Al Pacino.......The Godfather

 

[shingle]

I don't like you Shelley, you've got a big mouth, and now I'm gonna show you a bigger one.

Kevin Spacey.....Glengarry Glenross

 

[jordanseagull]

''You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!''

The Italian Job

 

[Lyndhurst 14]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: "No more f***ing ABBA!"


Terence Stamp - The adventures of Priscilla queen of the desert

 

[shingle]

I'm desperate father.

Call me Dan.

I'm desperate Dan

Yosser Hughes.....Boys from the blackstuff.

Ok so it's not a film, but it's a great line anyway

 

[Lyndhurst 14]

State Trooper: What the hell are you driving here?
Del: We had a small fire last night, but we caught it in the nick of time.
State Trooper: Do you have any idea how fast you were going?
Del: Funny enough, I was just talking to my friend about that. Our speedometer has melted and as a result it's very hard to see with any degree of accuracy exactly how fast we were going.


Hotel Clerk: Do you have seventeen dollars and a good watch?
Del: No I don't. I have uh... two dollars... and a Casio.
Hotel Clerk: I'm going to have to say goodnight, so...


Planes, trains and automobiles

 

[ArfurW8]

"Ooh I've never had it this way before"


Some random female pornstar in Grand theft anal,volume two.

 

[Albalbion]

Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.

YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The GREAT Jack Nicholson - A Few Good Men.

 

[Juan Albion]

"You're gonna need a bigger boat."