Best Graffiti Humour

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Made me laugh..

Poster for SCOPE of some kid in calipers standing in a field...Strapline read: A Year ago he was bedbound, Six months ago he was in a wheelchair, today he took his first steps..."
underneath someone had written "Tomorrow he signs for Orient"

 

[larus]

 

[shaolinpunk]

 

[Barrel of Fun]

That reminds me of a poster that used to be dotted around the campus at Uni.

It was about drinking and the poster said....

"I remember going for a..." BLANK "..and woke up with a " BLANK "...across my face".

The two options were Kebab and slash.

Someone went round and filled them in - the incorrect version that is...

 

[Ding Dong !]

That is quality

 

[Basil Fawlty]

 

[pasty]

A long time favourite of mine was on a condom machine in the gents of some pub or another.

Underneath the sticker saying "This machine is alarmed", someone had written "The other one's scared shitless"

 

[Moshe Gariani]

A long time favourite of mine was on a condom machine in the gents of some pub or another.

Underneath the sticker saying "This machine is alarmed", someone had written "The other one's scared shitless"

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Also remember one in Bond Street where someone had sprayed

"Brits out of Ireland" which had "Paddies out of Britain" as a riposte.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

By the way Moshi, is your Avatar at Arundel? or is it Findon??

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Also, whilst at Uni I remember in the refectory bogs someone had written "Arts Degrees" with an arrow pointed at the loo paper dispenser

 

[Frutos]

A long time favourite of mine was on a condom machine in the gents of some pub or another.

Underneath the sticker saying "This machine is alarmed", someone had written "The other one's scared shitless"

 

[Uncle Buck]

Also remember one in Bond Street where someone had sprayed

"Brits out of Ireland" which had "Paddies out of Britain" as a riposte.

In the mid 1980's in Northern Ireland you used to get the posters and the like with the slogan ' Ulster Says No'.

Under one of these somebody had written 'But the Man from Delmonte says Yes and he Knows', which was half amusing.

 

[Les Biehn]

There was one a Manchester University where someone had written above the toilet roll Manchester Met Uni degree dispenser.

I read one on a table in the Library at Sussex that said are you a DJ to which someone had written coz every other dick in Brighton is.

 

[Cian]

In the mid 1980's in Northern Ireland you used to get the posters and the like with the slogan ' Ulster Says No'.

Under one of these somebody had written 'But the Man from Delmonte says Yes and he Knows', which was half amusing.

There was a huge picture of Paisley shouting in one of the tabloids on the weekend which ended up pinned to a door in the bogs in a pub here with "ULSTER SAYS MAYBE" scrawled across it.


Oh well, it was amusing at the time

 

[Bluejuice]

I saw "God is black" scrawled on the back of a public toilet door once, to which some smart alec had scribbled "Yes she is" beneath.

 

[Man of Harveys]

In a library, near the "outsize" books section:
"I couldn't put this book down" - Melvyn Bragg
"I couldn't pick this book up" - Karen Carpenter

 

[colinpants]

A veggie had written on a wall 'meat means murder' and underneath someone had put 'beans means Heinz' which is still my favourite.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

A veggie had written on a wall 'meat means murder' and underneath someone had put 'beans means Heinz' which is still my favourite.

 

[watsongooal]

I once saw a condon machine with

"For full refund insert baby"