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beorhthelm

A. Virgo, Football Genius
Jul 21, 2003
36,015
[MENTION=17759]Falmer[/MENTION], anything said by a man who claimed to be the son of god cannot be taken seriously, let alone his other fantasies.
 




Falmer

Banned
Nov 22, 2010
1,356
Earth
[MENTION=17759]Falmer[/MENTION], anything said by a man who claimed to be the son of god cannot be taken seriously, let alone his other fantasies.

He never claimed to be the son of god. He was trying to state that we all are the sons of God and that this whole Jesus the ONLY son of God tripe is a load of bulltrollope.
 


Manx Shearwater

New member
Jun 28, 2011
1,206
Brighton
If David Icke was Jesus, and Jesus Saves, how come Icke let in so many soft goals for Coventry City?

It just doesn't stack up.
 










BadFish

Huge Member
Oct 19, 2003
18,201
[MENTION=17759]Falmer[/MENTION], anything said by a man who claimed to be the son of god cannot be taken seriously, let alone his other fantasies.

Yet a massive religion and much of our moral code was taken from a man making the very same claim.
 


BadFish

Huge Member
Oct 19, 2003
18,201
Just reading about a lovely conspiracy theory that the British justice system is biased towards Somailian muslims.
 




Uncle C

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2004
11,711
Bishops Stortford
The mobile phone companies have a team of scriptwriters that jump into action every time there is a disaster or famous death in the world.

They reckon a good text joke is worth a million pounds to them.
 




mistahclarke

Well-known member
Jul 28, 2009
2,997
the best conspiracy is that it is spelt Thoeries not Theories. I'm with you borther.
 




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I believe this is a parody, but I still like it.


It may wel lbe but there are wingnut mercans who GENUINELY believe it.

Soccer - Conservapedia

The owner of that site, one andy schlafly (look up his mother and him to see true right wing xian wingnuttery), is on record as arguing that football is a socialist and that good mercans should not play it. And I ain't joking. He really does believe it.
 


beorhthelm

A. Virgo, Football Genius
Jul 21, 2003
36,015
Yet a massive religion and much of our moral code was taken from a man making the very same claim.

and your point is? two thousand yeas ago people led simpler lives and were easier to convince. though tbf Jesus didnt wear a lurid blue and pink shell suit, so is more credible.
 


Falmer

Banned
Nov 22, 2010
1,356
Earth
and your point is? two thousand yeas ago people led simpler lives and were easier to convince. though tbf Jesus didnt wear a lurid blue and pink shell suit, so is more credible.

What!? Are you joking! how does wearing your Nans sleeping gown gain you more creditability?
 




Timbo

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
4,322
Hassocks
Haven't read all of this thread but have we had the one about Southwick Tunnel yet? (It is shut a hell of a lot!)

I used to like the one about the planes trails being used to poison us as well.
 


BadFish

Huge Member
Oct 19, 2003
18,201
and your point is? two thousand yeas ago people led simpler lives and were easier to convince. though tbf Jesus didnt wear a lurid blue and pink shell suit, so is more credible.

Easier to convince than those still practising the religion?
 


colinz

Banned
Oct 17, 2010
862
Auckland
former green party spokesman and sports presenter David Ickes theory that the world is run by a secret society of reptilian shapeshifters.

ps he had his eureka moment in brighton of all places!!

At the time was he the Coventry Goal Keeper, playing at the Goldstone ?
 
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colinz

Banned
Oct 17, 2010
862
Auckland
On 9/11 2001, one of the most silliest conspiracy theories is that a jet plane similar to the one pictured below, burrowed itself into the ground, & virtually disappeared.

Then at a later date a wedding ring belonging to one of the passengers was recovered, and returned to his wife.

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pastafarian

Well-known member
Sep 4, 2011
11,902
Sussex
At the time was he the Coventry Goal Keeper, playing at the Goldstone ?

he visited a medium in brighton according to him,

personally i think from the way his theories are panning out he could have had a session with a potato and got better insight
 


pastafarian

Well-known member
Sep 4, 2011
11,902
Sussex
On 9/11 2001, one of the most silliest conspiracy theories is that a jet plane similar to the one pictured below, burrowed itself into the ground, & virtually disappeared.


sorry i dont understand your comment.

how do you virtually disappear?

you cant half ass that type of thing,it either disappeared completely with no evidence of any debris or it crashed with evidence of debris and eye witness accounts.

which one are you claiming

which are you claiming?
 


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