Best Conspiracy Thoeries

[Lady Whistledown]

That Princess Diana was assassinated by the secret services in a plot orchestrated by Prince Philip, who decided that, despite the availability of many other tried & tested methods, the best way to kill her would be to ram an armour plated Mercedes with a Fiat Uno. And that she was pregnant at the time ( (c) Mohammed Al Fayed).

 

[Falmer]

9/11 was caused by a man hiding in a cave.

 

[Falmer]

Princess Diana's driver was pissed off his face when being paid to drive the royals about.

 

[Falmer]

Prince Harry is the son of Charles

 

[Falmer]

The US and Uk are in the middle-east to try and make peace (not money)

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Have to say the Giant Pandas At Edinburgh Zoo look suspiciously like fat blokes in panda suits

 

[catfish]

Some people actually believe the Daily Mail is a newspaper.

 

[Falmer]

When famous people ie John Lennon, Michael Jackson, Martin Luthur king, Tupac, start talking about the illuminatti ruling the world. They all die soon afterwards by freak incidents.

 

[Danny-Boy]

Reptoids rule the world

Bush was behind sept 11

Moon landings faked

Pyramids in eygpt built by ET's.

The JFK assasination.

EARNEST is not Dick Knights sock puppet.

Earnest isn't, his doppelgaenger Ernest might be though. Or is it Bill Archer?

My fave is the book saying the "Titanic" didn't actually sink in April 1912; it was her sister ship the "Olympic" which had earlier been damaged outside Southampton in a collision with a Navy battlecruiser, and was "swapped" back at Harland and Wolff shipyards with the uncompleted "Titanic" and sent out to a deliberate sinking to claim insurance on a "hobbled" liner. But the arranged sinking went wrong, the "California" didn't turn up to recue everybody as planned, etc.etc.

Just how did they "swap" two of the biggest ships afloat without anyone noticing??

 

[Manx Shearwater]

When famous people ie John Lennon, Michael Jackson, Martin Luthur king, Tupac, start talking about the illuminatti ruling the world. They all die soon afterwards by freak incidents.

As Victor Lewis Smith once said, "has anyone noticed that God is killing off the Beatles in the wrong order?"

 

[Dr Q]

Conspiracy theorists are regular normal people, have sex regularly and have never knocked one out over a picture of Buffy the Vampire Slayer!

 

[Danny-Boy]

As Victor Lewis Smith once said, "has anyone noticed that God is killing off the Beatles in the wrong order?"

What do you mean? In spelling it's interesting: JL, GH, PM, and RS. Macca is the only one who goes back in the alphabet, weird..

 

[Falmer]

Neil Armstrong walked on a moon of wind and perculiar lighting with a space craft holding less technology than a 1990's digital watch.

 

[Manx Shearwater]

What do you mean? In spelling it's interesting: JL, GH, PM, and RS. Macca is the only one who goes back in the alphabet, weird..

I think he was talking about popularity/talent!

 

[DTES]

That Princess Diana was assassinated by the secret services in a plot orchestrated by Prince Philip, who decided that, despite the availability of many other tried & tested methods, the best way to kill her would be to ram an armour plated Mercedes with a Fiat Uno. And that she was pregnant at the time ( (c) Mohammed Al Fayed).

 

[Danny-Boy]

The Goldstone was assasssinated by Bill Archer aided by his evil henchman David Bellotti acting alone.

Whereas Ivor Caplin was a true Albion fan acting only in the interests of the Club.

 

[Surrey_Albion]

Prince Harry is the son of Charles

Spat my Tea out very funny

 

[Chicken Runner61]

I'm not sure if to believe on this one but this one has been doing the rounds and its possible!!

Blackburn's owners Venkys (Sp) were not aware that they could be relegated from the Premier League they thought it just started again each year!!!

 

[readingstockport]

Obama is a muslim and xians, especially mercan ones, are a poor persecuted group.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

The Spaceship Moon Theory, also known as the Vasin-Shcherbakov Theory, is a pseudoscientific theory that claims the Earth's moon may actually be an alien spacecraft. The theory was put forth by two members of the then Soviet Academy of Sciences, Michael Vasin and Alexander Shcherbakov, in a July 1970 article entitled "Is the Moon the Creation of Alien Intelligence?"

Vasin and Shcherbakov's thesis was that the Moon is a hollowed-out planetoid created by unknown beings with technology far superior to any on Earth. Huge machines would have been used to melt rock and form large cavities within the Moon, with the resulting molten lava spewing out onto the Moon's surface. The Moon would therefore consist of a hull-like inner shell and an outer shell made from metallic rocky slag. For reasons unknown, the "Spaceship Moon" was then placed into orbit around the Earth.