Best Chat Up Lines

[smudge]

Or one that used to go down well in the Market Diner or Buddies.

" Would you like a taste of my sausage? "

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Chat up lines are for losers, Rohypnol is the way forward.

 

[Gully]

smudge, I know we are broad minded on here but saying something like that will only draw attention to yourself, which may not be a problem if your sausage is in need of some...

 

[smudge]

smudge, I know we are broad minded on here but saying something like that will only draw attention to yourself, which may not be a problem if your sausage is in need of some...

If you're not careful, I'll massarge, you're back passarge, with my sausarge!

" A saying once used by a Royal Marine Colour Seargent I once knew, who used this in reply to people who called him " Sarge "