Best Chat Up Lines

[robbied69]

Anyone got any beauties or stories of any used?

 

[robbied69]

Anyone got any beauties or stories of any used?

Or girls has anybody used any on you?

 

[robbied69]

I got a few myself.

 

[Dawsey]

I bet you £20 you turn me down............

 

[lost in london]

Am I missing something or are you talking to yourself?

 

[Trufflehound]

Is this Groundhog Day?

 

[surrey jim]

Are you greek?
if reply is no - Sorry thought all goddesses were greek,
(if reply is yes - make up some cock and bull story about a holiday there)

Nice legs what time do they open (followed by slap)

 

[Marc]

a very recent one that worked:

"Fancy coming back to mine for Star Wars & Champagne?"

ended up going back to hers so no SW or Champagne though

 

[robbied69]

Are you a parking ticket, because you have fine written all over you.


The names bond, uni-bond


Put your crash helmet on - You're going through the headboard

 

[SK1NT]

my fav is: do you believe in love at first site, or shall i walk by again. A classic, and always works, but then again it may be my looks.

 

[zefarelly]

. . . .let me hose your ovaries with my purple headed womb ferret

can't say I've tried it . . .I don't like dentists

 

[Tricky Dicky]

My name's Dick, do you like it ?

 

[Hannibal smith]

'Do you like Chicken Love?

'Suck me cock its Foul'

 

[Da Man Clay]

Are you a parking ticket, because you have fine written all over you.

That is possibly the worst chat up line ever!

 

[Lander]

Is your name jacob? @Cos your a right cracker

 

[Silent Bob]

Nice shoes. Wanna f***?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

Do you need a license to look that good?

 

[Da Man Clay]

R u tired? Cos uve been running through my mind all day!

 

[Gully]

You say "would you like to come back to my place for a photographic evening"

the other person says "What's that?"

you say "we both go into a dark room and see what develops"

I used it, and it worked!!!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i used "gis a kiss" to my current girlfriend


don't really use chat up lines as most are shit and rarely work, i just use my natural charm