Bold Seagull
strong and stable with me, or...
I HEARD that Bozza and Ernest spent the NIGHT in Brightonkinkybnb, where Ernest had PROMISED all the positions known to MAN. Bozza was so excitied he spent the day SKIPPING and telling all his friends of the fun that awaited. HALF an hour into a night of bondage BOZZA learned that Ernest didn't actually like sex, all he wanted to do was TALK about his sausage and special sauce. Bozza through his half pint of snakebite over Ernest and shouted "You're finished you one trick PONY".
Right, as our resident pedant I've allowed you 30mins to edit 'through' with 'threw'. It's not happened, and frankly I'm disappointed.