Jesus mate, obviously you are highly strung by the the way you chucked in the usual put downs and have taken this to a different level to where it should be.
I’m guessing you were embarrassed in Year 6 and it’s stayed with you all these years so when someone has a little pop you can’t let it go. Even bringing into play the old “ everyone can see” line.
Lay of the gangster rap and listen to some chill out choons.
Get your flak jacket ready, he hasn’t got it in him to just ignore what you’ve said.
Like year 6’s in the playground. [emoji23]