Bad jokes

[Knightsworld]

Did you hear about the dyslexic sex maniac that spent all his time looking for Kent?

 

[Normal Rob]

Did you hear about the dyslexic sex maniac that spent all his time looking for Kent?

in a warehouse?

 

[Knightsworld]

in a warehouse?

More than likely

 

[Berk (of 'Trapdoor' fame)]

Why do ghosts go to the pub?
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For the boos!

 

[miguelpea]

How do you titillate an ocelot?














Oscillate its tits a lot

 

[zefarelly]

why are pirates called pirates

cos they AAARRRRRRRR

 

[Crazy Cornish Gal]

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?


'Cos it was too tired.

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

2 sausages in a frying pan

one says 'christ its hot in here'

the other says 'my god a talking sausage'

 

[Scarface]

Two paedophiles lying on a beach, one says to the other: 'Excuse me mate could you get out of my son?!

 

[Soul Finger]

I got stung by a bloody bee yesterday.

Twenty f***ing quid for a jar of honey, can you believe it

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

whats blue and smells like red paint......blue paint

 

[scarby]

" whats brown and runny?"








kelly holmes!

 

[Race]

batman hit me on the head with a vase and said "t'pau". i said "surely you mean 'ka-pow'". he said "no,i've got china in my hand!"

 

[bhaexpress]

Oh dear .... Still getting over Saturday night are we ?

 

[sullyupthewing]

What has the premiership and a rechargable drill got in common.

No Leeds

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

man goes into doctors with a bit of lettuce up his arse,
Dr says"don't worry it's only a leaf"
"only a leaf,only a leaf"says the man,"that's just the tip of the iceberg!"



A couple of wigwams go to marriage guidance arguing and shouting at each other,the councellor says"chill out ,you're two tents!"



Thankyou and please drive carefully.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Man walks into psychiatrist's office and says 'doctor you gotta help me, I keep thinking I'm a dog'. Psychatrist says 'OK lie down on the couch'. Man says 'I'm not allowed on the couch'.

 

[dougdeep]

What ticks on the wall?


'ticky paper.

 

[Tazman]

What does an agnostic dyslexic do when experiencing insomnia?


Sit up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

 

[Race]

Oh dear .... Still getting over Saturday night are we ?

I have........he obviously hasnt!