Norman Baker suck my lozenge
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What do you call a man with a rabbit up his arse?
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whats the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?...............................................................................................................................................................................................................a drug dealer can't wash his crack and re-sell it!
Safeway
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How do you know when your sister's started her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
Shropshire Seagull
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Don't normally do the religous stuff but these two made me chuckle some ....
A man goes into an adult entertainment shop and asks the assistant for an inflatable doll.
"Would you like male of female?"
"Female, please."
"Would you like Black, or White?"
"White, please."
"Would you like Christian or Muslim?"
This question confused the man . . . and he replied, "What has the religion got to do with it? It's an inflatable doll!"
"Well," explained the assistant, "The Muslim one blows itself up!"
Two female Muslims shopping for backpacks. One tries a particularly fashionable backpack on and turns to her companion and asks; "Does my bomb look big in this?"
* These were intended as humour and absolutely no offence was intended to any one reading this.
A man goes into an adult entertainment shop and asks the assistant for an inflatable doll.
"Would you like male of female?"
"Female, please."
"Would you like Black, or White?"
"White, please."
"Would you like Christian or Muslim?"
This question confused the man . . . and he replied, "What has the religion got to do with it? It's an inflatable doll!"
"Well," explained the assistant, "The Muslim one blows itself up!"
Two female Muslims shopping for backpacks. One tries a particularly fashionable backpack on and turns to her companion and asks; "Does my bomb look big in this?"
* These were intended as humour and absolutely no offence was intended to any one reading this.
bhaexpress
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You ever hear about the Gay Magician ? He vanished with a poof
What about the Queer Shepard ? He kept Mountin' goats
Then there the Gay Coybot, he rode into town and shot up the sherrif.
Of course there was the gay eskimo, every time he bent down to go into his igloo he got chaps on his arse.
Mustn't for get the Gay Spaniard, he wouldn't let a Deigo by.
Finally there was the cowboy (he was straight BTW) who rode into town wearing a brown paper suit, he was arrested for rustling.
What about the Queer Shepard ? He kept Mountin' goats
Then there the Gay Coybot, he rode into town and shot up the sherrif.
Of course there was the gay eskimo, every time he bent down to go into his igloo he got chaps on his arse.
Mustn't for get the Gay Spaniard, he wouldn't let a Deigo by.
Finally there was the cowboy (he was straight BTW) who rode into town wearing a brown paper suit, he was arrested for rustling.
bhaexpress
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Can't believe nobody's done this one.
Man goes to a fancy dress party with a condom on his nose. 'What did you come as ?' he was asked.
He shrugged his shoulders and said 'f*** Nose'.
Man goes to a fancy dress party with a condom on his nose. 'What did you come as ?' he was asked.
He shrugged his shoulders and said 'f*** Nose'.
upnorthnow
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q: What's brown and runny
a: Kelly Holmes
.........I'll get me coat!
a: Kelly Holmes
.........I'll get me coat!
Norman Baker suck my lozenge
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Did you hear about the constipated maths teacher?
worked it out with a pencil....
coat...
worked it out with a pencil....
coat...