[Humour] Awkward or hard qestions children ask

[zefarelly]

Dad, why is your head growing through your hair?

I got why does your hair grow more at the sides! and why is it darker at the sides!

 

[zefarelly]

My lad was brilliant at about age four. To a fat lass:

"Why are you so fat?"

My Lad said that in the Supermarket ;'mummy , why is that man so fat' The bloke replied ' because I eat too many pies'

we nearly died!

 

[Norman Potting]

My Lad said that in the Supermarket ;'mummy , why is that man so fat' The bloke replied ' because I eat too many pies'

we nearly died!

..Hopefully your boy didn't then serenade him with that well known pie related terrace song

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

First time I every took my elder daughter to the Marina cinema [she would have been about 5-6]
We went to watch Star Wars
As the opening credits ran and the surround-sound blasted out the opening music she turns to me and asks:
"It's a bit loud, who's got the zapper?"

 

[cuthbert]

A friends son "when you were little who was your mummy?"

 

[British Bulldog]

One from my step daughter years ago
"why are there fruit flavour condoms?"
"It's so people can live on the fruits of love" was the only reply I could think of?

 

[Norman Potting]

My youngest today - "why is wee warm...?". She is 17 ����

 

[Coldeanseagull]

My youngest today - "why is wee warm...?". She is 17 ����

Let's hope she finds a nice, patient husband(it's a line I've used many times with my daughters)

 

[Luke93]

“Why is he called uncle tickle fingers?”

 

[Boys 9d]

My youngest today - "why is wee warm...?". She is 17 ����

Are you sure it wasn't you asking her, as teenagers know everything ?

 

[BadFish]

My oldest used to get up painfully early in the morning (still does at 15). What is worse is as soon as he was awake his brain would be working overtime. He is a clever lad too.

Conversely I don't get up early and my brain takes a good hour longer than my body to wake up.

I was regularly woken at 5.30 and asked existential/theological questions starting with things like

Dad if God is real, how come . . ?
If the universe is infinite . . . ?
How do black holes work?
Etc etc.



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[PILTDOWN MAN]

Best one I heard in a communal changing room at a health club ' Dad why has everyone got a bigger willy than you'


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What was your reply?

 

[Lenny Rider]

Amy went to the Withdean, when she was 7 or 8, for a night game with my brother in law which must have been during the School holidays.

Anyway the following morning I received a phone call at work from Mrs H to inform me our daughter had asked “Mummy what’s a c***?”, to which Sue replied I would explain when I got home.

Apparently someone called the ref one at the game.

At least she was well prepared when she joined Love Island