[Humour] Awkward or hard qestions children ask

[Jam The Man]

“Mummy, why has daddy got a tail and you don’t?”

 

[Gabbafella]

When getting out my vinyl collection, my ex's son asked why my CD's were so big.

 

[Norman Potting]

"Daddy, what happened to the Cup Final money"?

 

[Eeyore]

I remember visiting a couple once as a kid- he much younger than his wife.

I asked if she was his Mum.

 

[LamieRobertson]

Dad, why is your head growing through your hair?

Lol..I got close to that a couple of weeks ago from my four year old grandson when I was carrying him on my shoulders ...Grandad where’s the hair on top of your head gone

 

[BNthree]

Today my 10 year old asked me what pornhub was.

 

[FatSuperman]

Today my 10 year old asked me what pornhub was.

You wait til they find the 'Fatal cunnilingus' category

 

[Tiptoe through the NSC]

I remember being stumped three times by our youngest daughter when she was just starting school. "What does a capital 5 look like?", "What do bagpipes eat?" and "Why was Beatrix Potter beheaded?"

 

[Skaville]

When is the last day?

 

[Blue3]

Was talking to the 4 year old grandson about pets and he said he wanted to have a comedian as a pet................after some clarification questions it transpired he wanted a Chameleon as a pet

 

[Birdie Boy]

Years ago my 3 year old said "look, there's a chocolate man"...

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Kid says to my missus:
"Hey mum, do Au Pairs come in kit form?"
Mum: "No, why?"
Kid: "Well, I just heard dad on the phone telling one of his mates he's gonna screw the ar$e off ours."

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Kid asks mum, whilst she's doing the washing up:
"Hey mum, is God everywhere?"
Mum replies: "Well, yes, he is everywhere"
Kid: "Even in the toilet?"
Mum: "Well, yes, of course"
Kid: "Well that explains it then."
Mum: "Explains what?"
Kid: "When you banged on the door earlier and shouted 'God are you still in there?' - I thought daddy was in there having a poo."

 

[Saunders]

She has an understanding of this way above her age and for me is beyond an awkward child question. Link her up with all the science on this you can i guess.

 

[Saunders]

My lad was brilliant at about age four. To a fat lass:

"Why are you so fat?"

saw a child do that to someone slimmer than their mum nice...

 

[Baldseagull]

Why is the letter "q" always followed by a "u" in English?

 

[Tokyohands]

"Daddy, what do you do when you see mummys bum?"

 

[m@goo]

When I took my nephew then around age 5 to his first match, a friendly in the Withdean era.

"Where's David Beckham?" & "Why can't I hear the commentator?"

 

[WATFORD zero]

What are those dogs doing daddy ?
They're making puppies.
What are you and mummy doing daddy ?
We're making babies

Well turn her over daddy, I'd rather have a puppy

 

[bobbysmith01]

Best one I heard in a communal changing room at a health club ' Dad why has everyone got a bigger willy than you'


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