Away Tickets

[The Auditor]

Why don't you look at the financial statements then that have been 'audited' by an independent and trustworthy Chartered Accountant such as yourself?

I have copies of the accounts 30/06/03) ...grim reading...not sure what your point is here?

 

[Saint Lennard]

Oh dear, have you lent him some money then?

I just don't trust auditors. Fact.

 

[El Presidente]

I have copies of the accounts 30/06/03) ...grim reading...not sure what your point is here?

My point is the Albion are not a vaible business and have relied on the directors sticking their hands in their pockets to subsidise the club to the tune of £7million.

All you do is give them grief. There is nothing wrong with a bit of healthy scepticism but I cannot recall many positive posts you have made in the couple of months you have been on NSC.

p.s. I too have heard a rumour about your ginger mate having an enormous todger

 

[Saint Lennard]

My point is the Albion are not a vaible business and have relied on the directors sticking their hands in their pockets to subsidise the club to the tune of £7million.

All you do is give them grief. There is nothing wrong with a bit of healthy scepticism but I cannot recall many positive posts you have made in the couple of months you have been on NSC.

p.s. I too have heard a rumour about your ginger mate having an enormous todger

I thought it was Chopper Wests point. Please decide which user your gonna be and stick to it. And you know that Rich has only got a Chipolata. Is that why he only gets it out at Christmas.

Don't let his Millwall Chav friend know eh!

 

[Chopper West]

Who nicked my point, poxy mods, think they own this board don't they. Stick your pompous posts up your arse EP.

I have heard it is a Cumberland rather than a Chipolata, and he once knocked off a 56 year old with it

 

[Saint Lennard]

Who nicked my point, poxy mods, think they own this board don't they. Stick your pompous posts up your arse EP.

I have heard it is a Cumberland rather than a Chipolata, and he once knocked off a 56 year old with it

By Cumberland do you mean it curls right round like a banana and by knocked off do you mean, f*cked her with it or bashed her over the head and then ran off with her handbag?

56 is a bit young for Rich though. Don't you prefer them when theyve reached their pension.

 

[Chopper West]

By Cumberland do you mean it curls right round like a banana and by knocked off do you mean, f*cked her with it or bashed her over the head and then ran off with her handbag?

56 is a bit young for Rich though. Don't you prefer them when theyve reached their pension.

He is ginger so cannot afford to be fussy

 

[El Presidente]

He was a student of mine about 16 years ago, he used to use it as a ruler, and when excited, as a Tippex substitute.

 

[Saint Lennard]

He is ginger so cannot afford to be fussy

Be careful his friend El Presidente will ban you for being Gingist.

 

[El Presidente]

Be careful his friend El Presidente will ban you for being Gingist.

TFR I will, no one insults the Ginger Prince except me ( and the Bermondsey Chavs on the train of course)

 

[Saint Lennard]

TFR I will, no one insults the Ginger Prince except me ( and the Bermondsey Chavs on the train of course)

Still if you flirt with cockney wearers of the Burberry cap then what do you expect.

May be that's what we need to do get Rich all chavved for Christmas. Can you have a Ginger Chav? (just wondered if the cap would clash )

 

[CHAPPERS]

You can get grey burberry, it's much nicer than the beige stuff.

 

[El Presidente]

Still if you flirt with cockney wearers of the Burberry cap then what do you expect.

May be that's what we need to do get Rich all chavved for Christmas. Can you have a Ginger Chav? (just wondered if the cap would clash )

Has he told you about his stalker?

Absolutely hilarious, some pyscho he has not potted for years phones him up and suggests they move in together, even though he has not seen her for ages.

She then calls him a week later when he is driving home on the motorway and suggests they go for a drink , he asks where she is, and she replies " 3 cars behind you". Cue screeching violins!

 

[Saint Lennard]

You can get grey burberry, it's much nicer than the beige stuff.

Thanks for the TOP fashion Chav. Any other "must wear" irtems you can suggested for your middle aged Northern Ginga. Should he go for Silver Jewellry rather than gold?

 

[Saint Lennard]

Has he told you about his stalker?

Absolutely hilarious, some pyscho he has not potted for years phones him up and suggests they move in together, even though he has not seen her for ages.

She then calls him a week later when he is driving home on the motorway and suggests they go for a drink , he asks where she is, and she replies " 3 cars behind you". Cue screeching violins!

Did he arrive home to find his hamster bubbling away on the stove?

 

[CHAPPERS]

Thanks for the TOP fashion Chav. Any other "must wear" irtems you can suggested for your middle aged Northern Ginga. Should he go for Silver Jewellry rather than gold?

Nope, white gold is the way forward. If you can get your hands on a lovely Silas jumper then you are good to go. Oh and adidas trainers.

 

[El Presidente]

Did he arrive home to find his hamster bubbling away on the stove?

My wife refuses to let him babysit for us any more because she is scared the stalker will turn up.

 

[Saint Lennard]

My wife refuses to let him babysit for us any more because she is scared the stalker will turn up.

You were brave in the first place, Rich looking after your bairns. Still at least it gave hiim an excuse to watch cbbc.

 

[The Auditor]

All you do is give them grief. There is nothing wrong with a bit of healthy scepticism but I cannot recall many positive posts you have made in the couple of months you have been on NSC.

not all doom and gloom Kieran..you havent read them all..have started contacting the club direct again...and had some answers..there are issues I feel they are failing to deal with...NSC is only a forum for a bit of fun....too often the troops cant leave the bait alone

 

[Saint Lennard]

Auditor you may like to wind people up but the Master Baiter has to be ginger Rich.