Ask Uncle Buck

[Uncle Buck]

Would you welcome the chance to win a signed, match-worn, keeper's jersey from Mr Michel Kuipers?

Well it might fetch a few pennies on ebay, I guess.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Are you getting annoyed at all the questions?

Not really.

Am sure somebody will accuse this thread of being sad, geeky, cliquey etc.

So many angry people out there.

 

[Pevenseagull]

shouldn't you be on the way to the pub/ ground



hang on, shouldn't I be on the way home to box up my picnic


(I declare Picnic WAR)

 

[Goodfella]

Will the Rear Entrance be open tonight at Hove

Plenty of rear entrances open in hove, or so i've heard.

 

[Uncle Buck]

shouldn't you be on the way to the pub/ ground



hang on, shouldn't I be on the way home to box up my picnic


(I declare Picnic WAR)

Just about to leave to go.

 

[Trigger]

Have you stopped crying blood now?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Have you stopped crying blood now?

Still the odd drop.

 

[Trufflehound]

Are Shep and Petra currently spinning in their graves?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Are Shep and Petra currently spinning in their graves?

Errr probably.

 

[The Auditor]

Why did Sid the Shark not win this years mascot race?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Why did Sid the Shark not win this years mascot race?

Because he ate Bumble before the race.

 

[Mendoza]

Will Sid beat the Giant Penguin in Sundays mascot derby?

 

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Uncle Buck

Are you the Southern FM £10,000 fugitive?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Will Sid beat the Giant Penguin in Sundays mascot derby?

Well a shark will always defeat a penguin.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Uncle Buck

Are you the Southern FM £10,000 fugitive?

What is Southern FM?

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Uncle Buck - Why is Southampton so horrid?

 

[Trufflehound]

Well a shark will always defeat a penguin.

Only if it works out how to get the wrapper off.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Uncle Buck - Why is Southampton so horrid?

Because I left the place 9 years ago.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Only if it works out how to get the wrapper off.

No, it would eat it whole.

 

[West Hoathly Seagull]

Uncle Buck, two questions:

1) Are there any pubs in Crewe? It strikes me that if there is only one pub in London, with 7 million people, there are not likely to be that many in a town of 150,000.

2) If there are, are any of them worth drinking in?