Ask Uncle Buck

[Uncle Buck]

I hope your winding me up! She didn't mention it...

Well the boil wash has finished.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

What would you do if I sang out of tune?

 

[Uncle Buck]

What would you do if I sang out of tune?

Throw you off the Palace Pier.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

That would hurt.

O hang on it needs too be a question.


Would that hurt?

 

[Uncle Buck]

That would hurt.

O hang on it needs too be a question.


Would that hurt?

I would hope so....

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

****

 

[Trigger]

Parp.

 

[Buzzer]

I'm gonna spend a bit of time surfing the net for porn tonight at home. Should I go for Dirty Aly or Alison Angel?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Parp.

That is why you got abusive pm's from 16 year olds...

 

[reigate]

Are you renting out your spare room in your flat mates absence?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Are you renting out your spare room in your flat mates absence?

Not that I know of.

 

[reigate]

Not that I know of.

Are you open to offers? I know someone who can pay by the hour (or minute!)

 

[Uncle Buck]

Are you open to offers? I know someone who can pay by the hour (or minute!)

Alas no.

The rent and bills are all paid up, so now need to sub let.

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

Do you expect the spanish inquistion anytime soon

 

[Uncle Buck]

Do you expect the spanish inquistion anytime soon

Nope.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Ha Haaa

Nobody expects the spanish inquisition.


Their chief weapons are fear and surprise, surprise and fear and ruthless efficiency. Three our three weapons are ...Ill come in again

 

[Marty McFly]

Which team for the CaptainMorganRum's 5-a-side contest?

 

[Marty McFly]

Right, we know SCCC are being arses about brining alcohol into 2020 games (is it really that difficult?) but will taking alcohol into pro 40 games still be okay?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Right, we know SCCC are being arses about brining alcohol into 2020 games (is it really that difficult?) but will taking alcohol into pro 40 games still be okay?

For the 20/20 games they have been searching bags as you come in.

For all other games you are allowed 4 cans or a bottle of wine, but in fact they have let us go out and restock.

 

[Marty McFly]

For the 20/20 games they have been searching bags as you come in.

For all other games you are allowed 4 cans or a bottle of wine, but in fact they have let us go out and restock.

Ahhh that's okay then.

Pro40's better anyway...more drinking time and sun exposure. YEAH!!!