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Man of Harveys

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
18,884
Brighton, UK
Why can't I play five a side football? I'm so crap at it, it's pissing me off.
 






Les Biehn

GAME OVER
Aug 14, 2005
20,610
Man of Harveys said:
Why can't I play five a side football? I'm so crap at it, it's pissing me off.

Can I go and watch MoH play 5-a-side because I want a good laugh.
 










Les Biehn

GAME OVER
Aug 14, 2005
20,610
Uncle Buck said:
Only if Nibble attends as well, as he is seemingly serving lager via his nose.

He died last night so I can wheel him from my house to the game as long as you bing your own cups.
 


























The Wookiee

Back From The Dead
Nov 10, 2003
15,384
Worthing
As you have a vast knowledge on our great rail network, I wonder if you could clear something up for me that has been puzzling me for years.

Its about the old Capital card that used to give unlimited travel on buses, trains and tubes in London.

Why in the TV commercial did they say its half train, half tube and half bus?

Surely thats a third ?

Please help :lolol:
 
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Les Biehn

GAME OVER
Aug 14, 2005
20,610
Whys it called a blowjob when the technique doesn't involve blowing?
 
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