Ask Uncle Buck

[Questions]

Why do people laugh at the sitcom ''My family''

 

[Biscuit]

Is it wrong to lie?

 

[Biscuit]

Uncle Buck, why is everyone asking you questions?

 

[Biscuit]

UB, one night, Sally went to bed at 10:15 & read her book. Three quarters of an hour later, she put out her light & fell asleep. Later, she awoke again. Looking at her alarm clock, she saw the hands were exactly overlapping. A little over fifteen minutes later, she noticed all the digits on the radio alarm were all the same. Falling asleep again, she slept for the next four & a half hours before getting up for breakfast. What time did Sally get up?

10.15 +45mins = Fell asleep as 11.
Hands overlapping = 3.18
Alarm clock digits = 3.33
3.33 + 4.5 hours = 8.03.

Sally got up at 8.03

 

[Mendoza]

Uncle Buck,

What should i have in my sandwiches for lunch today?

 

[Commander]

Uncle Buck, a police car just drove into the car park at my office, skidded on some black ice and went straight into the wall. Was I wrong to laugh?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Uncle Buck,

What should i have in my sandwiches for lunch today?

Currywurst.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Uncle Buck, a police car just drove into the car park at my office, skidded on some black ice and went straight into the wall. Was I wrong to laugh?

No and I think you should also tell your boss you are traumatised by the events and need the afternoon off sick.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Why do I wake on a daily basis to find a used johnny up my arse?

 

[Man of Harveys]

What should I do with my holiday allocation? I've got 33 days this year and work are pressuring me to use it up.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Why do I wake on a daily basis to find a used johnny up my arse?

Because you are a rent boy.

 

[Uncle Buck]

What should I do with my holiday allocation? I've got 33 days this year and work are pressuring me to use it up.

That should be more than enough time to invade Poland.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Because you are a rent boy.

Ok Sherlock, why do they never leave any money?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Ok Sherlock, why do they never leave any money?

Because you forget to rent yourself as you are a bit simple.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Because you forget to rent yourself as you are a bit simple.

You really are like JESUS

 

[Mendoza]

Gash or Growler ??

 

[Trufflehound]

Don't shuck, Uncle Buck
Would you f***, Konnie Huq?

 

[Uncle Buck]

Gash or Growler ??

Robbie, every time.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Don't shuck, Uncle Buck
Would you f***, Konnie Huq?

Yes.

 

[The Wookiee]

Are you related to that bloke who used to be on Bread and Goodnight Sweetheart ?