Ask Uncle Buck

[Commander]

Oh. My. God. *swoon*

And it's not far from my work. And soon it won't be far enough. Bang goes the detox. I shall report back but thanks massively.

I feel all giddy and light-headed, I can't think straight, what's happening to me...

You see, I do have my uses

 

[Man of Harveys]

You see, I do have my uses

I'm weeping here. It really is THAT good. I'll buy you some in gratitude.

Although, knowing my luck, I'll probably get there and it'll be off.

 

[Commander]

I'm weeping here. It really is THAT good. I'll buy you some in gratitude.

Although, knowing my luck, I'll probably get there and it'll be off.

Will hold you to that, moving to the smoke soon.

 

[Stinky Kat]

Uncle Buck


Where is richie?

 

[cronemeister]

Uncle Buck

Could you please tell me if a Jaffa Cake is a Cake or Biscuit?

I can answer that for ya if you haven't received a reply yet !!

Its quite simple really, and infact has been proven in a court of law...somewhere in the US of A (where else?).

The case was argued in court, and to prove either way a Jaffa Cake and a regular biscuit (dunno what kind....for arguments sake lets use a Digestive!!) were left overnight in the court house on a plate.

The following morning on returning the court, the jury were provided with the evidence. Plate (A) containing the Jaffa Orangey Delight, and Plate (B) containing the McVities Digestive.

Upon inspection the Jaffa Cake had gone hard, and the Digestive had gone soft.

So there's your answer. Cakes go hard if left out overnight uncovered, and biscuits go soft !!

I'm not a geek I've just heard that story before and remembered it cos it kinda sounded bollox but made sense.....if that makes any sense !!

 

[Mendoza]

I can answer that for ya if you haven't received a reply yet !!

Its quite simple really, and infact has been proven in a court of law...somewhere in the US of A (where else?).

The case was argued in court, and to prove either way a Jaffa Cake and a regular biscuit (dunno what kind....for arguments sake lets use a Digestive!!) were left overnight in the court house on a plate.

The following morning on returning the court, the jury were provided with the evidence. Plate (A) containing the Jaffa Orangey Delight, and Plate (B) containing the McVities Digestive.

Upon inspection the Jaffa Cake had gone hard, and the Digestive had gone soft.

So there's your answer. Cakes go hard if left out overnight uncovered, and biscuits go soft !!

I'm not a geek I've just heard that story before and remembered it cos it kinda sounded bollox but made sense.....if that makes any sense !!

i always thought it was a cake, hence the name jaffa cake, but you can only find them in the biscuit isle of a supermarket




ps uncle buck, JAson Steele has asked for a game of pool, are you up for it?

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

uncle buck

i have a growth that looks a little like you.

how do i dispose of this?

 

[New York Geezer (2)]

Dear Uncle Buck

Can you recommend any DIY superstores close to Griffin Park?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Dear Uncle Buck

My kids want Star Wars toys for their birthdays. I have heard there is a Toys'R'Us in Hove somewhere. Can you please give me some directions?

 

[mona]

Dear Uncle Buck

What should I do when Gareth Spielberg starts threads saying that Mr Magoon must be brought back ?

 

[Buzzer]

Dear Uncle Buck

Why?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

He isn't very good, is he, this Uncle Buck fellow? 2 pages of questions, and not a single answer.

Sack him, I say, and start an 'Ask Meade's Ball' thread instead. We'd get more sensible answers anyway.

 

[Commander]

He isn't very good, is he, this Uncle Buck fellow? 2 pages of questions, and not a single answer.

Sack him, I say, and start an 'Ask Meade's Ball' thread instead. We'd get more sensible answers anyway.

Now that is an idea.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Ask your questions here.



UB, should I dress for wet weather tomorrow at the soccer, or should I chance it by wearing my warm, but not waterproof, duffle coat?

Chance it.

Wet weather gear can be geeky.

 

[Uncle Buck]

I am very concerned on saving water in my household, Could you give me any tips please?

Turn the tap off.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Is it acceptable to hurt or even kill Commander for referring to the game played by Brighton & Hove Albion as 'soccer'?

No, just leave him locked in a room with a naked Eaton who has been overdosed on viagra.

 

[Uncle Buck]

uncle buck - why do you look like the clown in this thread?

http://www.northstandchat.biz/showthread.php?s=&threadid=63387

I have to earn a living.

 

[Uncle Buck]

You stole my idea you wicked thing...

Dear Uncle Buck,

I am in a bit of a pickle, today I have the choice of a Ham & Mustard sandwich or a Tuna, Cheese & Onion sandwich... Which should I go for?

Mix and match.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Can I have a breakdown of the best rail route to each of the remaining away fixtures, and an opinion as to the best pub to go to?

Yes, but not until I know....

 

[Uncle Buck]

Uncle Buck

Could you please tell me if a Jaffa Cake is a Cake or Biscuit?

No, but they are fecking horrid.