Ashley Cole fires air rifle at student

[bhamex1901]

Disgrace.

 

[happypig]

I wonder, will this story feature in the sequel to his seminal autobiography 'My Defence'?

Hopefully called "My Defence (barrister failed woefully and I got found guilty)". However, if it ever gets to court, I'll eat my own ear wax.

 

[k2bluesky]

10k compensation!!!, I would hope we are talking about at least two weeks of Cole's salary going to the kid, more like c.250k.

 

[NMH]

10k compensation!!!, I would hope we are talking about at least two weeks of Cole's salary going to the kid, more like c.250k.

Any reasonably decent lawyer could get the kid a house, you are right.

 

[chops]

Can you think of ANY?

Soldier. Gamekeeper.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I wonder if Ashley Cole was listening to a heavy metal record backwards before he left for work?

 

[Gritt23]

I know I might be jumping to conclusions here, but "accidentally discharged the rifle" and while surrounded by various multi-million pound assets of the club, all of which would be rich and powerful enough to sue the arse of Cashley for that, this "accident" hits the work experience boy. F8ck that, the little shit was deliberately arsing around aiming that rifle at the kid. Probably didn't mean to hit him, just scare him, maybe he didn't even mean for it to go off, but this is basically the super-rich footballer having a laugh at the rest of us, who are just the little people to them.

Yeah, of course, I have absolutely no evidence of any of the above .... but I bet that's closer to the truth than what we get told.

 

[Lord Bamber]

I know I might be jumping to conclusions here, but "accidentally discharged the rifle" and while surrounded by various multi-million pound assets of the club, all of which would be rich and powerful enough to sue the arse of Cashley for that, this "accident" hits the work experience boy. F8ck that, the little shit was deliberately arsing around aiming that rifle at the kid. Probably didn't mean to hit him, just scare him, maybe he didn't even mean for it to go off, but this is basically the super-rich footballer having a laugh at the rest of us, who are just the little people to them.

Yeah, of course, I have absolutely no evidence of any of the above .... but I bet that's closer to the truth than what we get told.

I understand there is a vacancy for a superintendant in Misommer - it's yours!

 

[Gritt23]

I understand there is a vacancy for a superintendant in Misommer - it's yours!

Surely there is no-one left in Midsummer is there? Didn't they run out of potential victims to the extent that they had to kill off the super-intendant.

 

[Lord Bamber]

Surely there is no-one left in Midsummer is there? Didn't they run out of potential victims to the extent that they had to kill off the super-intendant.

If only they relocated to South London, near Selhurst!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I'm still trying to work out why he had an air rifle at training anyway.

Perhaps Ancelotti asked them to stay behind for extra shooting practice and poor, put-upon, poverty-stricken Ashley got the wrong end of the stick.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

I'm still trying to work out why he had an air rifle at training anyway.

Perhaps Ancelotti asked them to stay behind for extra shooting practice and poor, put-upon, poverty-stricken Ashley got the wrong end of the stick.

Rather symptomtic of the lack of discipline at Chelsea these days - can you ever imagine one of Fergies players thinking they could get away with turning up to Carrington with any type of gun ?

 

[Gritt23]

I'm still trying to work out why he had an air rifle at training anyway.

Isn't that obvious? It's the same reason he cheated on the gorgeous Cheryl Cole, nearly crashed his car when being offered only £65k a week, and told us all he hated England, the English and everything after the World Cup exit. It's because he's a Grade A, gold plated, COCK!

 

[Lord Bamber]

Isn't that obvious? It's the same reason he cheated on the gorgeous Cheryl Cole, nearly crashed his car when being offered only £65k a week, and told us all he hated England, the English and everything after the World Cup exit. It's because he's a Grade A, gold plated, COCK!

Oh Yes.

THIS!

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

and the most remarkable thing of all is Cheryl STILL wants him back !.

 

[Simster]

If there was any justice in the world, he'd have accidentally shot off John Terry's COCK.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I'm still trying to work out why he had an air rifle at training anyway.

Agree, I personally have never woken up and thought to myself mmmmm, I'll take an air rifle into work today. Has anyone else?

 

[Pavilionaire]

I hope that in Cole's next Chelsea match every time he gets the ball the opposition fans yell "Shoot!"

 

[The Spanish]

Agree, I personally have never woken up and thought to myself mmmmm, I'll take an air rifle into work today. Has anyone else?

there was a fella used to drink in the hartington who did, for the council, he was known as Merv The Pigeon Killer.

 

[Lord Bamber]

Agree, I personally have never woken up and thought to myself mmmmm, I'll take an air rifle into work today. Has anyone else?

Ive got mine next to me at my desk, just in case any pesky work experience/junior staff or Ashley Cole walk past.