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Ashley Cole fires air rifle at student







Ashley Cole is a proffesional footballer earning £100,000 per week ffs, this in itself makes him exempt from the Laws of this land.
 
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ATFC Seagull

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Jul 27, 2004
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Not that I'm suggesting it wasn't an accident - but its very convenient that when it accidentally went off in the changing room it hit the work experience boy and not a £50 mil striker...
 


Goldstone Rapper

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I can't think of many jobs where you wouldn't get sacked for that.
 






Finch

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Jul 21, 2009
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He wouldn't dare point it at Torres because he knows its not ok, but the work experience boy, he can push the limits with him, what is he going to do?

I wonder if I'd keep my job if I bought a gun to work and shot a temp ...
 








Marc

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Jul 6, 2003
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not like NSC to believe everything they read :flounce:
 


Finch

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Jul 21, 2009
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WHY do they have an air rifle at the training ground?

Cole brought it to work.

"It's truly inconceivable that a Premier League footballer could bring a gun to the training ground," a source said. "But Ashley pulled the rifle from a box and started larking about with it in the changing room."
 






Herr Tubthumper

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Jul 11, 2003
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The Fatherland
Can the police do anything?
 


Barrel of Fun

Abort, retry, fail
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dougdeep

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He Shoots...

He Hits...

He gives the lads the shits...
 


Couldn't Be Hyypia

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"Ashley Cole fires air rifle at student"

Except that he didn't. The over paid moron brought an air rifle to work (twit) and accidentally discharged it and hit a student. Not quite the same as Firing at a student.

Man's a fool and very unlikeable, but norty heading!
 


"Ashley Cole fires air rifle at student"

Except that he didn't. The over paid moron brought an air rifle to work (twit) and accidentally discharged it and hit a student. Not quite the same as Firing at a student.

Man's a fool and very unlikeable, but norty heading!

How does a weapon accidentally discharge? Every weapon requires pressure to be exerted on the trigger.

Guilty as charged, hang the prick.
 






Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash
Jul 6, 2003
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I don't think I have disliked someone so much without ever having met them, as I do with Ashley Cole.

Same.

About time these people had a clause inserted in their contract that anytime they appear on the front page of the News of The World, instead of the back page, then they get their contract torn up.

Student Tom's just won the lottery tho. And rightly so. Money off the NOTW plus he can sue any number of people or take the bumper bundle out of court. Result! :thumbsup:
 




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