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The only sour note of my day (apart from the result) was some little hooligan launching an absolute TIRADE of abuse at the PA announcer after the game. Quite shocking, I blame the parents.
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Arseholes sat around row 'P' of east stand at Bournemouth yesterday
- Thread starter poidy
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The only sour note of my day (apart from the result) was some little hooligan launching an absolute TIRADE of abuse at the PA announcer after the game. Quite shocking, I blame the parents.
I hope Falmer sells Pukka balti pies. I had two before KO yesterday. Very nice.
Buzzer
Languidly Clinical
- Oct 1, 2006
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The only sour note of my day (apart from the result) was some little hooligan launching an absolute TIRADE of abuse at the PA announcer after the game. Quite shocking, I blame the parents.
Don't know where he gets it from.
- Jul 7, 2003
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I have no idea what row I ended up in but it was in the 140s seats, and to the left of the covered stand. I ended up next to a bunch of teenage lads, one of whom was one of the most unpleasant little weasels I've ever had the misfortune to be around at a football game.
I cannot even begin to cover the sheer number of f***ing this or f***ing thats he came out with, along with more c*nts than I care to remember, a liberal sprinking of WANKERS and a vast quantity of PRICKS. It didn't seem to matter what was going on, it was aimed at every steward, Bournemouth fan, Bournemouth player and a few of the Albion players too (although, bravely of him, not close enough for the aforementioned to hear...). It just went ON and ON and ON, with no rhyme or reason, barely pausing for breath, like some horrendous case of Tourette's. Bournemouth player gets the ball? "f***ing C*NT!". Bournemouth player wins a tackle? "f***ing WANKER!". Bournemouth player takes a throw in? You get the picture.
This is not just a case of someone whose ears are a little too delicate for a football game. I fully expect to hear a few choice words when appropriate (I am as capable of that as anyone...well not the C word), otherwise I'd go to the ballet. And plenty of other people around me looked frankly embarrassed by him. Passion is one thing at a football match, but a constant (and it absolutely was constant) stream of obscenities is completely out of order. I don't know whether he'd had a few too many beers or genuinely felt his behaviour expresses true support for the Albion but either way, if that sounds like any of you on here, do us a favour and don't bother next time.
Seriously, I bet he would never in a million years act like that at home, or even on the street, as thirty seconds of that would be more than enough to get you arrested. And before you ask, yes I did tell him to wind his neck in and grow up.
skipper734
Registered ruffian
The South stand, apart from no roof, very cold for some reason was not at all bad. Reminded me a bit of the Chicken run (apart from the seats getting in the way.) The catering van was crap. No Bovril, no pies. No goals. 
The Large One
Who's Next?
Went to the presentation on Wednesday, and for some reason they talked about Pukka Pies.
They said they're going with someone else's pies because they didn't consider Pukka Pies to be good enough.
Anyhoo, back to the numpties...
- Jul 7, 2003
- 47,630
I didn't.
Because they ran out by kick off. I mean, why on earth would AFC Bournemouth expect 2500 supporters on a cold day to want hot food at half time?
The Large One
Who's Next?
"You're not fit to... cater"
Durlston
"You plonker, Rodney!"
Had one at the Emirates yesterday for a change. Gave me chronic botty coughs later on. Dropped a really loud one in the Flying Scotsman just as some right slapper came round collecting pound coins. She smiled and said "Pardon you!" in a sexy Russian accent.
Cool, even better quality pastry products. I just hope they sell balti pies.
Dave the OAP
Well-known member
A few of us Brighton fans many moons ago at Brentford became "involved" with a few of these types...
- Jul 7, 2003
- 47,630
What, the pies?
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Had one at the Emirates yesterday for a change. Gave me chronic botty coughs later on. Dropped a really loud one in the Flying Scotsman just as some right slapper came round collecting pound coins. She smiled and said "Pardon you!" in a sexy Russian accent.
She sniffed the seat when you left
Shame you do not know me...you could have had a bite of one of my pies. How's the running injury btw?
Maybe GW made mince meat of them?
- Jul 7, 2003
- 47,630
I was a bit gutted as I was looking forward to a balti pie...like you I hope they do them at the Amex, whichever brand they turn out to be.
The injury is on the mend I think, having forked out for four osteopath appointments so far, today was the first day in ages I haven't given a thought to the pain, and I've been given the go ahead to do a couple of runs this week- six to eight miles then eight to ten, to see how it feels. So am keeping fingers crossed that everything has been straightened out and crunched back into place, it certainly feels better
- Jul 7, 2003
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Struck them a lethal blow to the kidneys I heard.
Dave the OAP
Well-known member
Lol...there were 3 blokes in their 40's calling the brentford black players, f***ing black niggers and black bitches....when Keiron started to challenge them , asking how they thought Zamora would be reacting to their shit, the answer was " well he is our ****** isnt he". I kid you not.
After it started to get a bit nasty and the rest of the fans around started to shuffle their feet and take an interest in their fingers ( Ie not getting involved) then we backed off not wishing to get a thumping from these twats...and yes, I have seen these " fans" at Withdean and also at away games .....who knows it may have been these guys yesterday....This is one of the reasons I have stopped going to away games....I cant be doing with these people any more
After it started to get a bit nasty and the rest of the fans around started to shuffle their feet and take an interest in their fingers ( Ie not getting involved) then we backed off not wishing to get a thumping from these twats...and yes, I have seen these " fans" at Withdean and also at away games .....who knows it may have been these guys yesterday....This is one of the reasons I have stopped going to away games....I cant be doing with these people any more
you can steak your mortgage on that.
I think it was probably GW Ginster-ing it.