Arse Mail

[Les Biehn]

I just sent my bird a picture of my arse thinking it was funny as I had just told her I was thinking of becoming a rent boy and she had to inspect the goods.

She hasn't replied Was this a bad idea

 

[Ernest]

You should have sent her a picture of the ARS

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Not what I wanted to see while eating lunch

 

[tedebear]

Personally I'd be rather concerned if Zef had ever sent me a picture of his arse!!

 

[Goodfella]

How the hell did you fit that on the screen?

 

[Lokki 7]

Depends what your arse looks like. Post the pic and we can give an informed opinion.

 

[Les Biehn]

Not what I wanted to see while eating lunch

Why not look at your lunch while eating it?

 

[Muzzman]

 

[Les Biehn]

How the hell did you fit that on the screen?

Tensed.

 

[Les Biehn]

Depends what your arse looks like. Post the pic and we can give an informed opinion.

A bit spotty but that doesn't show on the pic.

 

[Lokki 7]

A bit spotty but that doesn't show on the pic.

Means nothing without the pic.



(Have just realised that I am trying to get a man I know from the internet to show me a picture of his arse. So when the wife asks later, "What did you do today darling?" er... well...)

 

[Les Biehn]

She has just replied.

"Did your gay lover take that?"

Bean flicker.

 

[Simster]

Depends what your arse looks like. Post the pic and we can give an informed opinion.

Alternatively, post a picture of your bird's arse if it's easier for you?

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

Alternatively, post a picture of your bird's arse if it's easier for you?

Or maybe even post a tasteful pic of her tits or fanny. I think that would help.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Alternatively, post a picture of your bird's arse if it's easier for you?

I think we should ALL do that.

 

[Simster]

 

[Lokki 7]

I think we should ALL do that.

I binned my picture of his birds arse, gave me nightmares. You still got your collection? Post one for me.

 

[Les Biehn]

I think we should ALL do that.

I don't want to see your birds arse.

(before you say anything I do know what you were getting at)

 

[tedebear]

What did the tattoo say Simster?

 

[Bozza]

I think we should ALL do that.

Do you really think we ALL have a picture of Les's bird arse?

(Just finding my one now)