Arse Mail

[Simster]

Do you really think we ALL have a picture of Les's bird arse?

(Just finding my one now)

She gave me a picture of her arse every time I shagged her.



What's the bandwidth limit on here again, Bozza?

 

[Bozza]

She gave me a picture of her arse every time I shagged her.



What's the bandwidth limit on here again, Bozza?

3000 cheeks/hour

 

[Les Biehn]

She gave me a picture of her arse every time I shagged her.



What's the bandwidth limit on here again, Bozza?

she told me it was a photo for every inch. Have you got enough bandwidth for 2 and half photos Bozza?

 

[tedebear]

NSC's own bum fest - I feel feint!

 

[Simster]

she told me it was a photo for every inch. Have you got enough bandwidth for 2 and half photos Bozza?

To be fair, I'll let you off the half. Feel free to post just two pictures of your birds arse (if that's OK with Bozza)/

 

[Les Biehn]

I'll let you off the half. (if that's OK with Bozza)/

Thats what she said. I think 2 was about all she could put up with.

 

[Simster]

Bizarrely enough, 2.5 inches is the number of inches I've lost from around my waist in the past 3 months.

I always presumed it was because I've embarked on a regime of running 20 miles a week, playing 5 a side football weekly and cut down on fatty foods with BEER now my only vice.

But come to think of it, shagging your wife 4 times a week has probably contributed - she is a bit of a goer. And could you just pass on the message that I won't be submitting that photo of her to Viz for "up the arse corner". I don't think she ever understood that those are pictures for situations *posing* for anal sex, not actually doing it.

Cheers Les.

 

[Les Biehn]

Bizarrely enough, 2.5 inches is the number of inches I've lost from around my waist in the past 3 months.

I always presumed it was because I've embarked on a regime of running 20 miles a week, playing 5 a side football weekly and cut down on fatty foods with BEER now my only vice.

But come to think of it, shagging your wife 4 times a week has probably contributed - she is a bit of a goer. And could you just pass on the message that I won't be submitting that photo of her to Viz for "up the arse corner". I don't think she ever understood that those are pictures for situations *posing* for anal sex, not actually doing it.

Cheers Les.

No problemo. Just as soon as you tell me who the feck I am married to I will be good to go.

 

[Simster]

No problemo. Just as soon as you tell me who the feck I am married to I will be good to go.

 

[NMH]

She gave me a picture of her arse every time I shagged her.



What's the bandwidth limit on here again, Bozza?

Hmm, the computer age might affect how women see themselves...... "does this bandwidth make my arse look big?"