Argus

[daveinprague]

I cant imagine people getting through the day without this sort of news, so thought it would be safer for all NSC members to catch it, and avoid ruining their days.

http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/1056...twt&utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

 

[S'hampton Seagull]

Bollocks to that!

 

[Arthur]

Just read that myself and thought similar. I might start sending them my daily plans to see if they fancy running a story on me.

Arthur in going to Tesco shocker, shoppers said to be stunned at his snub of 2 for 1 wagon wheel offer.

 

[driller]

Tomorrow the coupe who went to Worthing from hove and did feck all.

 

[Albumen]

I went for a shit this morning. Saw it and everything.

 

[Bladders]

I went for a shit this morning. Saw it and everything.

Brighton Man Goes for Morning Shit!!

But missed it as it flushed away​

 

[albion534]

Tomorrows headline

The sun rose and all is well

 

[SeagullinExile]

I went for a shit this morning. Saw it and everything.

I assume you put a notice outside your home informing the world of this event?

 

[Paul Reids Sock]

Whenever I am down at my Dads I make sure I get an Argus as for me it is part f being down south. These sort of stories make my day due to the sheer desperation of something to fill column space

Up in Reading the Post/Chronicle is usually full of the latest stabbing/break in/mugging and news of the trial of the accused of the previous stabbing/break in/mugging

 

[Diego Napier]

I assume you put a notice outside your home informing the world of this event?

Don't be silly, that's what the Argus is for!

 

[northernseagull]

Who pays for this crap

 

[Canonman]

Brighton Man Goes for Morning Shit!!

But missed it as it flushed away​

Nice one!!

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Yesterday's poll on The Argus?

Did you celebrate the royal birth? Yes, No, Don't know.

When I looked 3% of people didn't know. How can you not know? Unless you celebrated SO much that you have no memory of the night before...

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Couple story seems to have now been removed.

 

[Ali_rrr]

Yesterday's poll on The Argus?

Did you celebrate the royal birth? Yes, No, Don't know.

When I looked 3% of people didn't know. How can you not know? Unless you celebrated SO much that you have no memory of the night before...

I hate that option in most cases. Who actually doesn't know?

 

[daveinprague]

I imagine the 'story' was removed out of embarrassment.

 

[Kosmonaut]

Link does not work, what exciting drama did I miss?

 

[Kosmonaut]

It wasnt this story by any chance was it? http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/10567236.Couple_travel_to_London_hoping_to_see_Royal_baby/?ref=mr

I cant cope with such drama!

 

[Jim D]

Who pays for this crap

You do - you pay for a sewage disposal service. Not sure if it's on the council tax or the water charges though.

 

[Colossal Squid]

Who pays for this crap

There is no mention of the man parting with any money for his morning crap. Steady on now, that really WOULD be news