Are you happy?

[Hungry Joe]

Bordering on yes.

If I can get over my coke induced insomnia tonight I will be most happy. Plus I've pre planned a sickie for the cricket tomorrow.

Now that is a recipe for happiness. Good luck with the insomnia thing.

 

[Yorkie]

I'm not sure happiness exists as an ongoing emmotion. I think we feel moments of elation and if we're lucky prolongued periods of contentment. Most of us though, I believe, wander through life feeling slightly discontent and pissed off, apart from Yorkie who is obviously on drugs.

I will admit to having two paracetamol earlier today.

 

[Bakesy]

I will admit to having two LITRES OF STRONGBOW earlier today.

 

[Hungry Joe]

I will admit to having two paracetamol earlier today.

I knew it.

 

[Yorkie]

Just on my second half

 

[Bakesy]

Just finished my second crate

 

[Beeercan]

Will Tea do, i'm not legal

 

[Yorkie]

I can always tear your ticket up you know

 

[Bakesy]

I can always tear your ticket up you know

You know how to hit a bloke when he's down,Yorks.

 

[Yorkie]

You know how to hit a bloke when he's down,Yorks.

Just ask AJLM

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Not really.

 

[DJ Leon]

A definite NO.

 

[Commander]

Yes. Perfectly happy. Ya bunch of miserable gits.

 

[itszamora]

Overall I am, yes. I could have a bit more money and a girlfriend, but aside from that things are pretty much how I'd like them to be.



And I agree with Yorkie, life is too short to feel miserable.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Yes. Perfectly happy. Ya bunch of miserable gits.

That's because you don't live in miserable UK. Like you, I'm very happy!

 

[Commander]

Stumpy, did you hear about Italia taking the lovely Pippa to Derby?

Apparently she got really pissed, cried, and then passed out on the train. Sounds just like him really, doesn't it?!

 

[Stumpy Tim]

That lad is class! I had the good sense to pack my woman off to Amsterdam when I went to the Sunderland game!

No sign of Gemma

 

[Commander]

I will text her now telling her to stop being so rude and make contact.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Don't worry mate - I'm pretty busy this week anyway. When's she off?

 

[Commander]

She leaves on Sunday. And I don't believe for one minute you are busy.

Busy watching the Ashes maybe