Lord Bracknell
On fire
18%.
I even spoke to a bus driver called Brian this morning.
I even spoke to a bus driver called Brian this morning.
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Are you a Pikey test
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Giant Seagull
That was textbook
30% you knobbin pikey 
You have a whiff of dog blanket about you and your shoes need to be resoled. You enjoy garden centres and eating out at country pubs. Your quite well known at the local KwikFit and think nothing of sticking a Bart Simpson doll to your rear seat window. You have often enjoyed a curry or kebab after a night down the pub and have used a doorway as a public toilet. It is likely that you have been arrested for a minor offence and count George Best as an idol. You are likely to have been educated to A Level standard.
You have a whiff of dog blanket about you and your shoes need to be resoled. You enjoy garden centres and eating out at country pubs. Your quite well known at the local KwikFit and think nothing of sticking a Bart Simpson doll to your rear seat window. You have often enjoyed a curry or kebab after a night down the pub and have used a doorway as a public toilet. It is likely that you have been arrested for a minor offence and count George Best as an idol. You are likely to have been educated to A Level standard.
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Lady Bracknell
Handbag at Dawn
teaboy said:25%
Strike a light, teaboy! Ironic or what?
Lady Bracknell
Handbag at Dawn
20% - and yes, definitely in the "danger zone" as far as this sort of thing is concerned.
The Famous Grouse
New member
- Dec 9, 2003
- 1,811
13%
You’re generally far removed from pikey land, however, your brother once introduced you to a girl who lived on an estate and shattered your illusions of Barratt Homes being a character from an Emily Bronte novel. You like expensive shops and generally only travel by London Taxi. Your mother once served you fish fingers, however you have adapated enough in adult life to only purchase Tesco’s finest crab cakes as a substitute. You have the presence of mind to sneer at a bottle of Freixenet.
You’re generally far removed from pikey land, however, your brother once introduced you to a girl who lived on an estate and shattered your illusions of Barratt Homes being a character from an Emily Bronte novel. You like expensive shops and generally only travel by London Taxi. Your mother once served you fish fingers, however you have adapated enough in adult life to only purchase Tesco’s finest crab cakes as a substitute. You have the presence of mind to sneer at a bottle of Freixenet.
Albion Dan
Banned
13%, and happy to keep it that way! And I think M & S food is ok!
tinx
Well-known member
18%
Yoda
English & European
Does wearing your socks two days running count if you've only worn them for a couple of hours the evening before
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?lincs seagull
New member
38% shit that means i will have to wear fake burberry at the football
Icy Gull
Back on the rollercoaster
- Jul 5, 2003
- 72,015
StenaLine Ferries - WTF? How can crossing the channel be considered a pikey pursuit 
Winnebago's are cool ? No
2nd class stamps are great for sending bills
Has anybody not eaten a pot noodle
Wearing socks for 2 days and Iceland, well ok
28% Pikey
Winnebago's are cool ? No
2nd class stamps are great for sending bills
Has anybody not eaten a pot noodle
Wearing socks for 2 days and Iceland, well ok
28% Pikey
Lolly
New member
23%
Not too bad, considering that I was brought up in Newhaven!
Not too bad, considering that I was brought up in Newhaven!
Yoda
English & European
20% including the socks.
Mendoza
NSC's Most Stalked
in the 18% gang
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Is there no mention of the Pikey Mecca, LIDLS then ?