Are you a Pikey test

[Blackadder]

15%

Don't know what is wrong with Iceland. We shop at Sainsburys as well!

I've eaten a pot noodle. Don't particulary like them but I have eaten one.

Don't mind Sainsbury's cans of coke.

I think I've been on Stennaline when driving to France on holiday. Can't see why that's Pikey.

Have you EVER worn socks two days running? Yes backpacking and long hall flights.


Don't know whats wrong with a Happy eater for a quick bite.


Otherwise 85% Non Pikey

 

[poke]

YOU ARE 30% Pikey

You have a whiff of dog blanket about you and your shoes need to be resoled. You enjoy garden centres and eating out at country pubs. Your quite well known at the local KwikFit and think nothing of sticking a Bart Simpson doll to your rear seat window. You have often enjoyed a curry or kebab after a night down the pub and have used a doorway as a public toilet. It is likely that you have been arrested for a minor offence and count George Best as an idol. You are likely to have been educated to A Level standard.

 

[fatboy]

YOU ARE 30% Pikey

You have a whiff of dog blanket about you and your shoes need to be resoled. You enjoy garden centres and eating out at country pubs. Your quite well known at the local KwikFit and think nothing of sticking a Bart Simpson doll to your rear seat window. You have often enjoyed a curry or kebab after a night down the pub and have used a doorway as a public toilet. It is likely that you have been arrested for a minor offence and count George Best as an idol. You are likely to have been educated to A Level standard.

Hello Pike.

 

[El Presidente]

Q 48: Do you know anyone from Pende? It must be Perseus!!

 

[Blackadder]

Where, exactly is Pende?

Serious question. I don't think I've ever been there!

 

[cheshunt seagull]

Based on my lifestyle for the past 20 years, a reassuring 13%.

But based on my student days it rockets to an alarming 40%, and I thought that I was being bohemian! If you add the fact that I was living in Fratton at the time, it looks even worse.

Still can't see the problem with taking toiletries from hotel rooms.

 

[London Calling]

There is no hope for you - you are well and truly an escapee from Pikey Island. You will now forever be known as first name “pikey pikey do as ya likey” surname. You think that Blue Nun is a choice wine and always cook Spag Bol at dinner parties. None of your home cutlery matches and a few of your mugs have established chipping to the handles. Every room in your house is painted Magnolia and you have a dado rail in your living room. You name your children after pop or filmstars and buy the Sunday Sport as an informative newspaper. Your car is made by Ford and has fag burns on the driver seat. You’ve only been to Spain on holiday.

stonking 43%


And none of the above applies to me.

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Where, exactly is Pende?

Serious question. I don't think I've ever been there!

I believe Perseus can provide a map and a guided tour. Interested parties should assemble at 2pm sharp, just outside the west gate to his his temporal lobes. If wet, in the vicarage.

 

[Spicy]

Help! I am 23% Pikey - quick hide the caravan.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

8%

i think it was the pot noodle and using the little chef for the toilet that did it!

also i work at argos and the jewellery is not that tacky

 

[rool]

Who takes notice of this stuff anyway, so what if I'm the pikiest person on nsc. I love my camping holidays and day trips to france, on the stena line ferry. Little chef does cracking food and I challenge anyone to make a better spag bol than me, washed down with blue nun of course. Magnolia walls are very nuetral and go with most soft furnishings, ask any home designer and so what if my 1983 football mug (which I was given as an easter present after the semi final) has a little chip on it, I love it, i tell ya, love it.

So I am proud to be crowned NSC pikey of pikeys

 

[John Dorian]

20% - whats wrong with owning an eternal beau dinner set ? Load Of Crap ... I say.

 

[Grin]

35% Pikey.

I dont think so.

I wore the same socks to port vale as i did out the night before but thats only because i slept on fatboys floor