Are you a bedside dunker?

[Stat Brother]

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis

 

[Flex Your Head]

There's some funny stuff on there, but how come Mumsnet are allowed to swear and we're not?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

What a fucikng oddball.

What were you doing on mumsnet anyway?

 

[Stat Brother]

There's some funny stuff on there, but how come Mumsnet are allowed to swear and we're not?

Are you going to tell them they can't swear?

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

Dare we ask how you found this article in the first place? What were you searching for?

 

[Cheshire Cat]

That is just wrong

 

[Flex Your Head]

Dare we ask how you found this article in the first place? What were you searching for?

It's been all over Twitter and Facebook for the last day or two.

 

[Stat Brother]

What a fucikng oddball.

What were you doing on mumsnet anyway?

Hey I only have 2 points of reference.

If it's American it comes from Tony Kornheiser.
If it's anything it comes from bikeradar.

 

[looney]

What a fucikng oddball.

What were you doing on mumsnet anyway?

Your the out of touch oddball, mumsnet is effing brilliant reading on some topics. And you can swear on there.

 

[Frutos]

I like to dunk my choc chip digestives into my tea while in bed, if that helps at all.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Your the out of touch oddball, mumsnet is effing brilliant reading on some topics. And you can swear on there.

Fair enough. I need to get out more.

 

[Baron Pepperpot]

I like to dunk my choc chip digestives into my tea while in bed, if that helps at all.

Do you run the risk of dunking them to the point that they are just about to break, what I call the 'biting point'.

 

[Frutos]

Do you run the risk of dunking them to the point that they are just about to break, what I call the 'biting point'.

I don't tend to go that far, just a quick in and out before I pop them in my mouth.

 

[looney]

Fair enough. I need to get out more.

Ive stumble across it a few times and remain glued, this is brilliant...

"You've just had sex so I assume you are on fairly intimate terms. Even if you have an acid fanjo and his sperm is nine tenths itching powder, surely you can use the bathroom at the same time? You can wash your fanjo in the bath and he can scrub his cock in the sink."

 

[HawkTheSeagull]

I like to dunk my choc chip digestives into my tea while in bed, if that helps at all.

Just dont get confused about what your dunking, otherwise an A+E trip with lots of doctors laughing at you will ensue.....

 

[Frutos]

Just dont get confused about what your dunking, otherwise an A+E trip with lots of doctors laughing at you will ensue.....

I avoid that issue by not having my cup of tea anywhere near my penis.

 

[Stat Brother]

Just dont get confused about what your dunking, otherwise an A+E trip with lots of doctors laughing at you will ensue.....

I can't help but think Brighton A & E has seen a lot worse than Frutos' slightly scalded gentleman's excuse me.

 

[casbom]

"knob bucket"

 

[Baron Pepperpot]

Just dont get confused about what your dunking, otherwise an A+E trip with lots of doctors laughing at you will ensue.....

Anyone who mistakes their willy for a chocolate chip digestive would deserve such ridicule.

Would that make it a 'Hob-Knob' ?

 

[Kumquat]

Isn't it called "teabagging"?