Are you a bedside dunker?

[HawkTheSeagull]

I avoid that issue by not having my cup of tea anywhere near my penis.

And that is the lesson of the day

I can't help but think Brighton A & E has seen a lot worse than Frutos' slightly scalded gentleman's excuse me.

Most accidents involving genitalia, unless "removed or part-removed" would get the same reaction - same with anything involving the exit hole....especially in Brighton.

 

[skipper734]

Brings tears to your eyes! Dunking is a bit OCD I would think.

 

[Kumquat]

Ive stumble across it a few times and remain glued, this is brilliant...

"You've just had sex so I assume you are on fairly intimate terms. Even if you have an acid fanjo and his sperm is nine tenths itching powder, surely you can use the bathroom at the same time? You can wash your fanjo in the bath and he can scrub his cock in the sink."

If you're remaining glued you need to just be a quicker unconnecting hand and cock. Easy mistake to make though.

 

[Kumquat]

And anyway, isn't dunking the term for pissing about on the edge of the area against a far superior team before scoring a spectacular own goal?

 

[Stat Brother]

And that is the lesson of the day



Most accidents involving genitalia, unless "removed or part-removed" would get the same reaction - same with anything involving the exit hole....especially in Brighton.

There's no way a minor burn on your dinkie would get the same reaction in A&E as a light bulb sticking out of the end it.

 

[HawkTheSeagull]

There's no way a minor burn on your dinkie would get the same reaction in A&E as a light bulb sticking out of the end it.

You sound like a man with knowledge of such incidents.....

 

[Frutos]

And anyway, isn't dunking the term for pissing about on the edge of the area against a far superior team before scoring a spectacular own goal?

 

[Husty]

Mumsnet

The mystery of Stat Brother is solved.

 

[Stat Brother]

You sound like a man with knowledge of such incidents.....

A word to the wise.

Remove all bayonet light fitting from your house!!

 

[skipper734]

A word to the wise.

Remove all bayonet light fitting from your house!!

Do scewins work better then?

 

[raba]

Dunking beaker

I find her bedroom curtains are the best thing for the clean up operation.

 

[Gwylan]

Dunking beaker

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

That is just hilarious

 

[BN9 BHA]

There's no way a minor burn on your dinkie would get the same reaction in A&E as a light bulb sticking out of the end it.

You sound like a man with knowledge of such incidents.....

 

[raba]

Outstanding.

In a handy six pack as well. After all, who knows when a few drinks with friends randomly turns in to a bukkake party.