Anyone remember these....old gits only....

[Thunder Bolt]

You're never alone with a Strand (to a quasi-Maigret French tune and scene).

There were many good quality cigarette adverts.

Cool as a mountain spring - menthol cigarettes (St Moritz?)

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

A million housewives every day,
Pick up a tin of beans and say
Beans, meanz Heinz!

We had two camps at my school concerning beans. I was in the

"HP baked beans
They’re the beans for me.
HP baked beans,
All of us agree
What’s the treat we all like best
HP baked beans!"

one

 

[Questions]

'Dont forget the fruit gums mum'

Roundtrees fruit gums.

 

[Questions]

We had two camps at my school concerning beans. I was in the

"HP baked beans
They’re the beans for me.
HP baked beans,
All of us agree
What’s the treat we all like best
HP baked beans!"

one

Heinz beans are good for the heart,
but the more you eat, the more you fart.

St marys primary school 1971

 

[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

Only the crumbliest, flakiest, chocolate
Tastes like chocolate never tasted before

The Milky Bar kid is strong 'n tough
And only the best is good enough
The creamiest milk
The whitest bar
The goodness that's in Milky Bar


The Milky Bars are on meeeeee!

 

[rool]

Heinz beans are good for the heart,
but the more you eat, the more you fart.

St marys primary school 1971

Trebor Mints are a minty bit stronger,
Stick 'em up yer bum and they last a little longer

 

[rool]

Heinz beans are good for the heart,
but the more you eat, the more you fart.

St marys primary school 1971

Trebor Mints are a minty bit stronger,
Stick 'em up yer bum and they last a little longer

 

[Brovion]

Cool as a mountain spring - menthol cigarettes (St Moritz?)

I believe it was Consulate.

Great thread, I'd forgotten all about the 'Best peas went to Farrows' ad! I think modern creatives with their clever imagery and random fragments of existing songs could learn a thing or two from the old days of 'proper' jingles.

Oh, and here's my Dad's one and only contribution to the canon: "Don't say glue, say UHU!"

 

[Thunder Bolt]

I believe it was Consulate.

That's the one.

 

[Marxo]

Fancy a coconut? 
I’d rather have a Bounty.


Fry’s Turkish Delight … full of Eastern promise!

And the one they probably wouldn't use today
Wagon Wheels
It’s so big, you’ve gotta grin to get it in!

 

[half time scores]

It looks good, it tastes good and by golly it does you good.
Makeson- Ted Molt

Remembered this afternoon it was Bernard Miles not Ted Molt.

 

[Bwian]

Only the crumbliest, flakiest, chocolate
Tastes like chocolate never tasted before

The Milky Bar kid is strong 'n tough
And only the best is good enough
The creamiest milk
The whitest bar
The goodness that's in Milky Bar


The Milky Bars are on meeeeee!

Or...

The Milky Bar Kid is tough and strong
The Milky Bar Kid just can't go wrong
The Milky Bar Kid only eats what right
That's Milky Bar, it's smooth and white.

The Milky Bars are on meeeee.

 

[dejavuatbtn]

They, asked me how I knew, it were Esso Blue. I of course replies, with lower grades one buys, smoke gets in your eyes.

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Cool as a mountain spring - menthol cigarettes (St Moritz?)

Consulate

 

[Bwian]

 

[half time scores]

The Esso sign means happy motoring

The Esso sign means happy motoring

The Esso sign means happy motoring

Call at the Esso sign

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Put a tiger in your tank.

 

[Bwian]

Look for the Golly

The Golly on the jar

 

[daveinprague]

The Flake advert was just soft porn.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Look for the Golly

The Golly on the jar

I had the whole series of gollywogs.