Anyone remember these....old gits only....

[Norman Potting]

Shhhhh, you know who!
Everyone's a fruit and nut case.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Boom boom boom boom....esso blue.

 

[Dave the OAP]

101 dry foam
Cleans a carpet, for less than half a crown

There was more but the memory fades!

 

[Norman Potting]

Boom boom boom boom....esso blue.

Or in some rude schoolboy circles, B*m, B*m, B*m, B*m, a***hole blue.

 

[Norman Potting]

One hundred Humphreys soft as silk
out for the search for your Unigate Milk.
Get extra pints or you'll be without,
watch out, watch out, watch out there's a Humphrey about!

Good call! I had a very fine and respected english teacher with this name who took the inevitable teasing in very good spirit.

 

[rool]

It's frothy man.

I had to google this but I had a t-shirt of it which I was very fond of at the time - Lipsmackin' thirstquenchin' acetastin' motivatin' goodbuzzin' cooltalkin' highwalkin' fastlivin' evergivin' coolfizzin' Pepsi.

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

101 dry foam
Cleans a carpet, for less than half a crown

There was more but the memory fades!

Wasn't it 1001:

xxxxxx action foam,
Deep Cleans,
Brings up your carpet like new.
1001 cleans a big big carpet,
For less than half a crown.

 

[drew]

For mash get smash!

 

[Goldstone1976]

I'm a secret lemonade drinker.
I'm(a) trying to give it up,
but it's (a) one of them nights.
R Whites, R Whites.

 

[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

A million housewives every day,
Pick up a tin of beans and say
Beans, meanz Heinz!


Ahhhhh............ Bisto............

 

[Acker79]

In my GCSE drama class we did an old play that made a joke about going to work on an egg, but we were all too young to know of that ad campaign, so the teacher had to explain it.

 

[sydney]

mary , mungo and midge....!!

 

[Thunder Bolt]

Now hands that do dishes, can feel soft as your face
With mild green Fairy liquid.

 

[Vegas Seagull]

TSB the bank that likes to day 'No our app still isn't ready even tho we've had a couple of years to get it live for the relaunch'

 

[skipper734]

 

[AnotherArch]

You're never alone with a Strand (to a quasi-Maigret French tune and scene).

There were many good quality cigarette adverts.

 

[Alex Alex Dawson oo! oo!]

And all because the lady loves.................................... Milk Tray? (yuk)

 

[Bwian]

 

[The Legend that IS Lawro]

 

[Fef]

It's the Milky Bar Kid !

daada da daa daa