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dingobruce

New member
Oct 21, 2009
670
SE4 9UL
Thinking of rehoming some battery hens, however need to build a chicken coop. Anyone have any tips or advice on diy chicken coops? I've already suggested a scale model of the Amex, but have been shot down in flames by the missus. Considering building a KFC style chicken coop too!

Cheers NSC, fountain of all knowledge!
 




aftershavedave

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
7,140
as 10cc say, not in hove
there's a book available (on amazon i think) of plans for DIY chicken coops. dependant on how much space you've got, you might need a covered run as well. chickens and ducks are easy to keep and good fun
 






hans kraay fan club

The voice of reason.
Helpful Moderator
Mar 16, 2005
62,759
Chandlers Ford
If you've got a decent NEST EGG put by you could build something really grand, but if you've only POULTRY savings, then...


etc, etc, etc...
 




torchieboy

Active member
Jul 11, 2003
476
Felpham, near Bognor Regis
yep, 4- gus, lampard. twinkle and 1 other whos name i cant remember. had rooney but he sadlydied of red mite infestation.. get 3 or 4 eggs a day which are lovely.

builing a coop is easy,if you keep it on grass make sure you bury 20cm of the wire into the ground to stop foxes digging under the coop. just build a laying area and a couple of perches for them to rest on at night

Chuck their shit onto the lawn and it will look amazing within 2 weeks
 




Dirk lovelace

New member
Jul 14, 2009
87
You've been down under too long mate, here in England we can't even afford to buy ourselves a house anymore, let alone one for chickens (they're well down the pecking order).
 




rool

Well-known member
Jul 10, 2003
6,031
You've been down under too long mate, here in England we can't even afford to buy ourselves a house anymore, let alone one for chickens (they're well down the pecking order).


Ah, right, didn't notice where he was, didn't even connect with the username :dunce:

Perhaps the postage might be a bit pricey.
 










pasty

A different kind of pasty
Jul 5, 2003
31,030
West, West, West Sussex
I hope you have tolerant neighbours. Our neighbours have chickens, and if they wake me up many more times at 8 o'f***ing clock on a Sunday morning, I'm roasting one of the bastards for dinner that day. (the chicken that is, not the neighbour)
 


dingobruce

New member
Oct 21, 2009
670
SE4 9UL
Our neighbour is our landlord! Need to run it by him first, but tend do bribe him with the offer of fresh eggs. Failing that giving him a beer usually works :lolol: Isn't it only the cocks that are noisy though :lolol: were only planning on having hens...

Rool - may take you up on the book offer in the coming weeks, cheers. I'm only across in Brockley, so not far (in London terms!)
 




Gully

Monkey in a seagull suit.
Apr 24, 2004
16,812
Way out west
I hope you have tolerant neighbours. Our neighbours have chickens, and if they wake me up many more times at 8 o'f***ing clock on a Sunday morning, I'm roasting one of the bastards for dinner that day. (the chicken that is, not the neighbour)

Don't think you have got much to complain about, when we were kids we had chickens...reckon the cockerel was halal, he used to crow at about three in the morning when it was sunrise in Mecca.
 




Beach Hut

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 5, 2003
72,315
Living In a Box
Plenty of chickens on NSC, all hiding behind their keyboards
 


CheeseRolls

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jan 27, 2009
6,230
Shoreham Beach
I've been outvoted in our house...so no advice to offer as I'm not allowed - sorry!

We're looking to move houses and I have been playing with the idea, but my other half is not budging on this one. I stand a better chance of adding to my collection of push bikes, as they don't freak her out, like chickens do.
 




dingobruce

New member
Oct 21, 2009
670
SE4 9UL
It's taken about 3 years of lobbying to get the lady to even consider the idea... But now I think I've got her converted as we actually have a garden. Our Whitechapel student digs would have struggled to accomodate any chickens, although I had plans for a run and coop on the balcony!
 


tedebear

Legal Alien
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
17,103
In my computer
I'm a keen gardener and my husband seems to think they'll trash my veggies and garden etc and I'll lose a lot of space for their house (we don't have a huge garden due to my husbands workshop :lol:)
 


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