Lord Bracknell
On fire
If you keep them penned in, they won't trash your vegetables. They'll supply your compost bin with a regular heaps of well-manured straw and, when it's rotted down and spread, it will deliver masses of nutrients to the soil and you will double the size of your vegetable crop.
And eggs ... oh, the eggs! So much tastier than anything in the shops.
And eggs ... oh, the eggs! So much tastier than anything in the shops.